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How NOT to shoot your teammates in B4B.team
By Shadez
For anyone curious as how to not fire at your teammates in this game, I've created a guide for any of those small forehead players out there.

[Things to consider before firing your gun at a target:]

-Does this person walk normally and isn't attacking you?
-Is this person dressed in clothing not torn or ripped?
-Does this person have a normal looking skin complexion that doesn't resemble a dead person?
-Is this person also wielding a gun like you?
-Has this person freed you from a respawn point?
-Is this person jumping a lot?
-Is this person screaming into your headphones saying "Stop shooting me!"?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then they're on your team and you should probably stop shooting them.

[Things to do that can help avoid you being the victim of team fire:]

-STOP WALKING/RUNNING IN FRONT OF A TEAMMATE SHOOTING THEIR GUN!


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34 Comments
Shadez  [author] 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49pm 
@frake it really is lol!
frake 11 Feb, 2022 @ 9:08am 
Go play Left for Dead 2 it's still better than this lol
N3XT 26 Jan, 2022 @ 9:40pm 
omg thanks for the guide
TheHoneyBadger 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:34pm 
- Is the person covered in blood and look like a zombie is this dark ass hallway? yes - fire. oops. every. god. damn. time.
Clyde 12 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am 
hahaha nice work! I LOVE it! Sadly there always seem to be a few people around that can't even be trusted to have a virtual gun in their hands!
Goat 5 Aug, 2021 @ 5:31pm 
Beautiful
GAMEOVARIES 5 Aug, 2021 @ 4:21pm 
PREACH
TheJuggaLoki 5 Aug, 2021 @ 10:40am 
This reminds me of my early L4D2 days. My trash aim, a silenced uzi, my teammates leading the charge....good times.
loofyd 5 Aug, 2021 @ 4:27am 
@OhNegative Oh don't worry ( pun intended ) , you will actually be attacked in game :D
loofyd 5 Aug, 2021 @ 4:26am 
Great guide ! can't wait to shoot some team-mat.. i mean zombies soon as the beta starts !