Steam Community :: Guide :: Pick Up Lines for Ghost Hunting Professionals

Store Page

Phasmophobia

All Discussions Screenshots Artwork Broadcasts Videos News Guides Reviews

Phasmophobia > Guides > Rie's Guides

850 ratings

Pick Up Lines for Ghost Hunting Professionals

By Rie and 1 collaborators

So, you have found yourself a refreshing and lucrative career as a professional ghost hunter. It can be a lonely life out there in the garage, when your team has muted their mics on several occasions, or took pictures of your dead body after they let you die. It really is tough out there, but who is to say that a ghost hunter like you can't find love in the very sexy hunk/cutie you've been hunting? Or maybe warm up that coworker who's been giving you the cold shoulder? No worries! This guide is here for your lonely hearts (or for the dead's)!

Happy Hunting!

Note: Guide contains some NSFW content.

This guide was produced with Koi. So, if you liked this guide, show them some love by commenting on their profile.

Award

Created by

Rie
Online

Hucklebeary
Offline

Category: Achievements, Characters, Co-op, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

Posted

Updated

27 Nov, 2020 @ 9:01pm

29 Nov, 2020 @ 3:47am

25,756	Unique Visitors
943	Current Favorites

Guide Index

Overview

♥ Flirting With Coworkers ♥

♥ Flirting With Ghosts ♥

So Now That You Have A Partner...

Comments

♥ Flirting With Coworkers ♥

As a ghost hunter, you may work with other fellow hunters. The life of a ghost hunter can be a pretty lonely one, especially when you are still living in your parents' garage. Finding common interests with the general public can be tough. So, why not find someone that has a similar career.

Don't worry, these pick up lines will be sure to make your fellow coworkers' hearts throb and will make up for your lack of social abilities.

If you were a ghost, then my EMF would be a level 5.
We're both hunting a ghost right now, but I'd rather be hunting you.
I want to leave my fingerprints on you.
Let's make the UV light pick up more than just fingerprints in the bedroom.
The ghost room may be freezing, but you can keep me feeling hot all night long.
The only breath I wanna feel down my neck is yours.
The only time I wanna be locked in a room is when its just me and you.
I want you to dissipate my smudge stick.
You light my glow stick up.
This flashlight might be dying, but you still light up the room.
I want to mount you like the video camera mounts the tripod.
That latex caulk isn't as impressive as the one I have.
If we were in a hunt, I would want to share a [closet / locker / bathroom] with you.
While the ghost may rock the house, you rock my world.
If we can't find any evidence of a ghost, we can make our own evidence.
When the lights go out, I don't need to find the circuit breaker, I only need you.
If I died and went to purgatory, I'd still be right by your side.
I noticed that car has tinted windows, so wanna see how efficient they are?
The ghost might turn the lights off, but I will turn you on.
The sound sensor will hit it's maximum if we're ever in the ghost room together.

With pick up lines like these, it is undeniable that your coworker will be all over you more than the ghost! Be sure to employ them in the right situation, or you may be sleeping with the ghost instead.

♥ Flirting With Ghosts ♥

Maybe you're not into coworkers at all, and you're really one kinky bastard deep down. That demon just looked a little too fine in all of the right places, or maybe that spirit's cold breath excited you a little too much. We understand. This is a place of no judgment.

With pick up lines like these, you can even wake the dead.

You might be cold as ice, but I still find you hotter than Hell.
I keep using a crucifix to prevent you from hunting me, but you might need it to prevent me from hunting you.
You may be stiff in death, but you make me even stiffer.
You may be throwing those balls at me, but I want to throw mine into you.
I see you throwing stuff around in the room, I'd rather throw you on the bed.
When you are hunting me, I'd let you find me in the closet.
I want you to stop breathing down my neck and to start moaning down it instead.
I found your voodoo doll, I might have to explore it thoroughly.
There is more than just one bone in this house.
If you kill me, I'll start hunting you instead.
You may be unable to move on, but I can show you Heaven on Earth.
You might turn my flashlight off, but you turn me on.
I don't mind you locking me in the bedroom with you.
Can you leave some fingerprints on my body?
I want you to light me up like you light up the light sensor.
You made the sink water dirty, but I can make you dirtier.
Let's make some evidence together.
You've been groaning a lot, but I can make you start moaning instead.
The only thing I want you to write in that ghost writing book is your number.
I keep going down into the basement, but I'd rather go down on you.

So for all you sickos out there who lust for the very ghost you're hunting, these will surely get you hunted in all of the right ways.

*** NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATH, INJURY, OR OTHER SPIRIT RELATED ACCIDENTS CAUSED BY THIS GUIDE ***

So Now That You Have A Partner...

Without a doubt, you have a coworker or a spirit in your bed now. Congratulations! You won't die a virgin after all!

Just remember that your partner is going to be really needy, especially if you ended up with a demon who will now be collecting your first born son. This is fine however, as it is easy to please anyone with this guide. Employ the occasional pick up line, and you'll be getting married in no time.

*** NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DIVORCE, IMPENDING BREAKUPS, OR DEATH ***

77 Comments

< >