This is the casual guide to Helltaker, dont mind the fate references

1-Pandemonica, The tired demon
Down
Left
Kick left skeleton
Left
Kick left skeleton
Left
Destroy left skeleton
Left
Down twice
Left
Down twice
Kick right rock
Right
Kick upper rock
Up
Right twice
Kick right rock
Right
Down
Right

Dialogue-
We can figure something out at my place. (big no no)
Maybe I can serve YOU instead? (She will choose Gudako, nvm)

2-Modeus, The lustful demon (my fav one)
Right
Up twice (onto the SPIKES)
Kick upper skeleton
Up
Destroy upper skeleton
Up
Right 3 times
Down onto the SPIKES
Right twice off the SPIKES
Kick lower rock
Down
Kick lower rock
Down
Left twice past SPIKES
Down

Dialogue
Deal. No questions asked. (big no no)
No time. Busy gathering girls.

3-Cerberus, the triple demon
Left 5 times past both set of SPIKES
Down 4 times past both set of SPIKES
Left twice
Up to get the key to the stuff
Down
Right 4 times
Kick right skeleton
Right
Destroy right skeleton
Up all the way and open the lock

Dialogue
Deal. No questions asked.
This is getting too easy. I have questions. (big no no)

4-Malina, The (stone) sour demon
Down
Kick lower rock
Down
Right
Kick lower rock
Down
Right
Kick upper rock
Up
Right
Kick lower rock
Down
Right
Kick upper rock
Up
Kick right rock
Right
Kick lower rock
Down
Kick right rock (the one that has the letter H symbol on it, idc if it isnt supposed to be a ladder)
Right and grab the laddery looking ladder object, which is an Ancient Inscription
Kick upper rock
Up

Dialogue
I'd sure love to play with you.
This is delicious. Please, insult me more. (big no no)

5-Zdrada, The (Amber heard) ♥♥♥♥♥ demon
Down
Kick lower skeleton
Down (the SPIKE trap kills skeleton)
Down onto SPIKE holes
Right twice (stand on SPIKE holes)
Kick upper rock
Right 3 times
Down to get the key
Up
Left
Kick upper rock
Up
Kick left rock
Left
Up 3 times
Kick right rock (the one that has a house symbol on it)
Right and grab the laddery ladder object, which is an Ancient Inscription

Dialogue
Wait. I have a feeling I'll regret it.
It's not really a harem anymore. We just play turn based strategies. (big no no)

6-Azazel, the curious angel

Left
Kick lower rock
Right twice
Kick lower rock
Down
Kick left rock
Left
Down
Kick left rock
Left
Down
Kick lower skeleton
Kick right rock
Right
Kick right rock
Right
Kick upper rock
Up and grab the key
Left twice
Down twice
Destroy lower skeleton
Down
Right
Kick right rock
Right
Kick upper rock
Up
Kick right rock
Right
Kick right rock
Right
Destroy lower skeleton
Down
Kick left rock
Left
Down
Kick right rock (the one that has a Q looking symbol on it)
Right and grab the laddery ladder object, which is an Ancient Inscription

Dialogue
Looking for demons.
Looking for angels. (Achievement answer)

7-Justice, The (sr Wilson) awesome demon

Up
Kick upper rock
Down
Left twice
Destroy upper skeleton
Up
Kick right rock
Down 3 times
Left 3 times
Up twice
Kick upper skeleton
Up
Kick right rock
Up and grab the key
Down
Kick right rock
Right
Kick right rock
Right
Kick upper rock
Up
Kick right rock
Right
Up twice

Dialogue
It took some work. Wanna join my harem? (nice)
I just skipped it in the menu. Wanna join my harem? (nice)

8-Lucifer, the CEO of hell
Right
Up 9 times
Kick left skeleton
Left

Dialogue
Yes my queen! (big no no)
No, thanks. But you can join my harem.
Dialogue 2
Call me master. And ask for permission before you speak. (big no no)
I can offer coffee, turn based strategies and chocolate pancakes.

9-Judgement
Right
Kick upper rock
Up
Kick right rock
Right
Kick right rock
Right
Down
Right
Kick right rock
Left
Up
Kick upper rock
Up
Kick right rock
Right
Kick right rock
Right
Kick lower rock
Down
Kick right rock
Right
Kick upper rock
Up
Right and grab the KEY
Left 3 times
Up
Kick upper rock
Up
Left to the lock
Up

git gud, good luck bro

9-Epilogue Abysstaker achievemnt password on the carpet
Down
Up
Right
Up
Left
Down
Down
Left
Up
Down
Right
Up

9-Epilogue common ending
Enjoy your house, and there is some guests waiting on the door


That was my casual guide full of memes, if you want, gimme a award