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How to not DIE and build a cool house

By Harrison

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Temtem: Swarm

Category: Achievements, Crafting, Gameplay Basics, Modding or Configuration, Walkthroughs, Workshop

Languages: English

Posted

Updated

18 Oct, 2020 @ 8:54pm

27 Dec, 2020 @ 10:18am

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Guide Index

Overview

Section 1: Starting out

Section 2: Bosses

Section 3: Godly Hood

Section 4: RETURN TO MONKE

Section ???: Its over isnt it?

Comments

Section 1: Starting out

how the ♥♥♥♥ are you going to build a house with no wood? u need wood mate.
get wood. chop the trees next to you (if they are there) and build The Guide a house to start him off.
after that O B T A I N S L I M E C R O W N

Section 2: Bosses

so u got a cool slime with a crown on it right? U S E I T .
some punk ass boi will come out and try and clap your cheeks.
C L A P B A C K .
WHOOP HIS ASS. then do this like idk 80 more times at varying degree's of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. and beat some god or whatever. cool your a hero or whatever i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ give a ♥♥♥♥

Section 3: Godly Hood

cool you have like a ♥♥♥♥ ton of corpse's to your name.
now build basic living quarters you will require:

1. Wood
2. Wood
3. Wood
4. A Moderate Amount of Sanity
5. Wood but a different C O L O R

after you have the neccesary requirements obtain friendship but not real ones because you probably are sitting alone in your gamer pad hoping somebody will like it even though every that comes in here complains about the smells and your own sweaty ass body odor like seriously dude take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shower you really need too, how the ♥♥♥♥ do you think your getting a friend let alone a girlfriend when you smell like moldy gorgonzilla and 20 month old icecream in a unclean bottle of tar tar sauce.
seriously take a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shower.

Section 4: RETURN TO MONKE

now you know those basic living quarters i asked you to build?
BURN IT TO THE GROUND AND START OVER ♥♥♥♥♥. YOU AINT READY YET
BUILD A NEW HOUSE. YOU WILL REQUIRE THESE ITEMS/MATERIALS

1. A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO DO NOTHING
2. HOW TO BANG ROCK ON WALL
5. HOO HOO HAA HAAAAA
7. MONKE NOISES

Section ???: Its over isnt it?