A Shorter Day (John's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Hide the evidence".
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Let's go inside".

With Great Power... (Rose's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose either "Yes" or "No"; it doesn't matter which.
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Go look for her."

Cryptid McWhiskers (Bonus Achievement)

• For Option 1 above, choose "No".

Bread: Gotten (Dave's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Dope. Dope Dope Dope."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "WEAR THE SHIRT".

The Happiest Girl in the World (Jade's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Stay calm and explain yourself."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Explore."
  
• For Option 2.5: Choose "Pet the dog!" (Only available choice)
  
• For Option 3: Choose "Do not accept."
  
• For Option 3.5: Choose "Party time!!" (Only available choice)

Expedited Shipping (Karkat's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Take your sweet time".
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Flee".

Tentacle Therapy (Kanaya's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Spy on the troll's communications."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Back off."

Miracle Worker (Gamzee's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Let Gamzee open the door."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Eat the drug pie."

Motherthrower (Vriska's Good Ending)

• For Option 0.5: Choose "Oh sweet a new friend." (Only choice available.)
  
• For Option 0.5.2: Choose "Take the insult lying down." (Only choice available.)
  
• For Option 1: Choose "Play FLARP with Vriska."
  
• On Vriska's FLARP sheet, arrange your stats into the various slots. You may choose any arrangement you like, EXCEPT placing "HUB" and "LVG" in the two top-row slots, which Vriska will not allow (see the "No Doubles" achievement below).
  
• "Name Your Character!": Type in a character name of your choosing, EXCEPT Aradia, Terezi, Doc Scratch (all three of which will get you an immediate Game Over), or any of the other trolls' names, which she will not accept. (This includes variations of all of these names)
  
• For Option 2: Choose "You can't watch. Hide in her room and wait."

No Doubles (Bonus Achievement #1)

• On Vriska's FLARP sheet, put the "HUB" and "LVG" stats into the two top row slots; you can put the other eight stats into whichever slots you like, it doesn't matter. *Note: This will unlock the achievement, but Vriska will not allow you to keep these stats (because it makes you a PETTICOAT SEAGRIFT like her) and will have you re-make your FLARP sheet.

Weenie (Bonus Achievement #2)

• On Vriska's FLARP sheet, put the "APP" and "IMG" stats into the two top row slots; you can put the other eight stats into whichever slots you like, it doesn't matter. (Unlike the above achievement, Vriska will let you keep this one.)

Some Habits (Equius's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Be brave".
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Show off your cool powers".

The Seeds of Revolution (Terezi's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Wait it out."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Give her a hug."

A Heart So True (Tavros's good ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Side with Tavros."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Stay grounded."

A Beginner's Guide to Destroying Paradox Space (Aradia's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Wait, did she just say "gh0sts?"" (Only choice available.)
  
• For Option 2: You can pick either choice ("Give in to your need to feel like you know better than everyone." or "Keep your mouth shut for once."); it doesn't matter.
  
• For Option 1 Do-Over: Choose "You have never wanted anything more in your entire life." (Aradia has helpfully labelled it "(this one!)")
  
• For Option 3: Choose "You want to see this whole place break apart."

0_0 (Bonus Bad Ending)

• Follow the above instructions for Option 1 and Option 2.
  
• For Option 1 Do-Over: Choose "Wait, did she just say "gh0sts?"" again.
  
• For Option 2: Again, choose either one.
  
• For Option 1 Do-Do-Over: Choose "Wait, did she just say "gh0sts?"" yet again, and you'll be sent back to the main menu. (Thus, you will have picked the "gh0sts" option three times: the first time when it was the only choice available, and the second and third time, when the correct choice was also there.)

The Strange Little Cub (Nepeta's Main Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Play along".
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Explain".

:33 (Nepeta's Bonus Good Ending)

• Follow the instructions above for Option 1.
  
• For Option 2: This time, choose "Deflect" instead.
  
• For Option 3: Choose "Yes".

Sweet as Honey (Sollux's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "The time isn't right."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Tell Sollux nothing is wrong."

Fishing for Compliments (Eridan's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Watch movie".
  
• For Option 2: Choose "It's too dangerous, get off the ship without him!"

Whale of a Time (Feferi's Main Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Press on fearlessly with your quest!!"
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Stick around and test out the whole "you can't die" hypothesis."
  
• For Option 3: Choose "Influence the Heiress to choose the path of worldly action and accomplishment".

The World's Your Oyster (Feferi's Bonus Good Ending)

• Follow the above instructions for Option 1 and Option 2.
  
• For Option 3: This time, choose "Influence the Heiress to choose the path of meditation and transcendence." instead.

Cooking by the Book (Jane's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Reconsider..."
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Solve a mystery".

Tally Hoedown (Jake's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "Do not."
  
• For Option 2: Again, choose "Do not."

Into the Future (Roxy's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Choose "There's gotta be another answer, here."
  
• For Option 2: Pick all three choices ("Go see what the chess guys know.", "Give up and see if Nepeta wants to hang out.", and "Door's locked? Smash a window, b***h.") in whatever order you please; it doesn't matter.
  
• For Option 3: Choose "Moms are cool, but so are friends!"

You're Going to Have to Befriend Me (Dirk's Good Ending)

• For Option 1: Pick either choice ("Try one more time to convince him to drop the idea of playing the game." or "Give it a rest and talk about something else."); it doesn't matter.
  
• For Option 2: Choose "Trust them."

Director's Cut (The Afterw@rd)

• Continue on from Dirk's ending screen, and read through all following dialogue.
  
• For The Option at the End: You can choose either "Betray your friends" or "Don't"; you'll get the achievement either way.*

*Note: The only way to continue on to get the next three achievements is by choosing "Betray your friends"; if you pick "Don't", the game will immediately close, and you'll have to re-open it. So if you want to choose "Don't", but don't want to be stuck having to re-play/fast-forward through all of Dirk's route and the Afterw@rd again to get back to this option, save your game before making your choice.

The Final Option: After continuing on from the Afterw@rd, you get each of the last three achievements by picking something different for this option each time, so save your game before making your choice so you can easily and conveniently get all three of them without having to do-over all of the above each time.

No Quitters Here (Refusal Ending)

• For The Final Option: Choose "Throw the beta in the sewer again". (Note: This will immediately close your game, and you'll have to re-open it.)

The Note Desolation Plays (Homestuck Ending)

• For The Final Option: Choose "Put the beta back in the box".

Savior of the Waking World (True Ending)

• For The Final Option: Do not pick either of the two listed choices. Instead, click on the MSPA Reader (your player character)'s sprite. (It will darken when you hover your mouse over it.)

THE END!