God, I love the DC Universe. Two heroes; Venom and Saitama that have finally arrived to Mordor. Far away from their home, the Shire, mind you. While crossing the bridge leading to the volcano, VENOM pushes Saitama off the side of the rocky path.

Saitama reaches out his hand and begs," PLSSSSS BRO, BROOOOO PLS. DON'T DO THIS! THINK OF GANDALF." Venom smirks and says " LUL GET FUCKED NERD, THE RING IS MINE!" Saitama, losing his grip on the rock that is on the brink of collapsing yells out "BUT VENOM, I HAVE THE RING! THIS IS POINTLESS YOU MUST HELP ME UP OR THE RING FALLS WITH ME!"

The sigma male, Venom, with his frame unshattered by the last dying words from Saitama.

Venom lets out a laugh and exclaims "YOU FOOL, I HAVE THE RING!" He reaches towards his back pockets from his denims and pulls out The One Ring. Venom yells, "WHILE YOU WERE CRYING IN YOUR SLEEP LAST NIGHT, I PLANTED A FAKE RING, A COCK RING I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, INTO YOUR BAG."

Saitama trying to hold back tears, screams out " VENOM HOW COULD YOU?!?!?" Slowly losing all strength in his arms, he lets go and falls into the dark pit.

As Venom pears down into the bottomless dark pit. Venom begins to motion his right arm to the bottom of his chin and the left arm to his left side, pointing upwards.

Venom dabs on the death of Saitama.

END CREDITS

-GG Git Gud.
-TMT (Trouble in Mordor Town)
-Gandalf rates Ty Nitro's movie script 5/10 and left a review. "Cock ring?! WAIT MINE!? Screw you kid I am disliking this, wait where is the dislike button!?
-Where is Goku? Piccolo? Gohan? NAPPA?!?!?!
-Loser Critics: "I think you forgot the dragon Mr. Nitro!"
Nitro: "What dragon?"
Loser Critics: "DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE!"

fly you fool