Yeah, for the most part this is just pictures. Pictures from mutually exclusive special wedding endings to Volume 3 (in an order that makes sense to me)... so obviously...


...if you're not aware.

Even stepping into this preface section probably spoilt something for someone... but whatever... I'm not sure that many people will even see it as this is an old game.
With that said, I'm not going to hold back my commentary at all. I WILL be spoiling things. Deal with it.

In case it wasn't crystal clear though, this is ONLY for the characters that get FOREVER IN LOVE endings. So most of the guys are not included... and neither is Natsume since... well... no wedding for her (her card ending is funny though)

Plus for the most part I hate this game (please no arguments here). I especially hate the protagonist who shall henceforth be referred to as Trasheo. I just thought the ending art for the weddings was kinda cute.
Also by some quirk of hacking (hur hur) I ended up with 22 copies of the wedding card... so I figured I might as well use some of them, rather than reloading from an earlier save. I've no idea if there are any consequences to this choice in Volume 4... but I guess I'll find out.

Anyway... onwards...

So far as I can tell, the canonical love interest of this game for Trasheo.
Obviously she is in an awkward place since she looks like a palette-swap of the girl he technically spends the whole game trying to rescue... so I guess she is his substitute girlfriend or something. Whatever.

Best Girl. By which I mean she has glasses and a nice rack (O-Pi kekeke). NOT that I in any way endorse her getting married to Trasheo. She is definitely too good for him (and probably too old for him besides).
I'm almost surprised they eventually stopped arguing. Wouldn't consider this anything close to canonical.

This girl went from hyper-tsun to hyper-dere so fast it gave me whiplash. But alas, she had to become the second sacrificial lamb for half the game. Was a shame since having someone else around with good combo potential for Rengeki was useful for racking up Awakening and that first Ryu Book.
By the time we got her back, she had all but ceased to be relevant in any way. Poor lass.
There is absolutely NO mistaking that she craves Trasheo-c0ck though.

The other potential canon partner for Trasheo. The girl he spends the entirety of this game trying to rescue, and to whom Atoli is continuously compared (little wonder that girl had a complex).
Obviously she only shows up as a playable character right at the end of Volume 3, but given the constant referencing and flashbacks throughout the game she might as well have been there the whole time.
Given the effort Trasheo put in for her, he probably should be paired off with her... but I've a sneaking suspicion Atoli has snatched the #1 spot from her through virtue of... being around.

This, ladies and gentlemen (and everything inbetween) is where it really starts going off the rails (which given how hard this game railroads, is really saying something).
I can't think of any reason why Trasheo would ever confess to this psychopath, unless he somehow goes for extreme S&M. But apparently she is an option.

To be fair, her wedding pictures almost make her look cute...
Don't think we've forgotten what she did though.

Who?
Oh... right... that lady from Moon Tree who barely has any relevance in the game whatsoever.
She is so classically Japanese that I expect she just regards this like an omiai or whatever.
I'm guessing there are enough people in Japan who consider her the best prospect for such reasons.
Okay. Fine. Whatever.

Oh the effort I went through to get the t!tty-kitty... She even glomped Trasheo.
Apparently they already knew each other from some game / animu / whatever before this one, but I don't know about that stuff.
But anyway... she is pretty much just a cameo feature at the end of this game (kinda like Natsume, apparently).
I don't honestly know exactly what she feels about Trasheo as I'm not familiar with her, but it seems she is a marriage option. Way to NTR Shino there, kitty. ¬_¬

I laughed. I laughed so damned hard at this.
If you send the wedding card to the female alternate personality of a freakin 10-year-old boy... well, you get called out for it:

Consider that my bonus so you don't have to do this yourself.

Does this qualify is lolicon or shotacon? I honestly don't know.
There are actually wedding pictures though...



Almost makes me wish we could get a 3-way wedding with her and...

The fujoshi squad may crawl out of the woodwork now. Time for this game's real OTP...

Not Atoli...

Not Shino...

But the one and only super-bishie Endrance!



You better believe it!

I really don't know why I decided to do this.
I keep meaning to write real guides for games I've played... and then never getting around to it...
Yet here I am making a glorified screenshot album in the guise of a guide for a game I genuinely dislike...

Oh well... whatever. I'm nothing if not whimsical.

So for that reason I bring this to a close with the only clear image I could nab from Natsume's expressly NON-wedding ending... and the one ending he undoubtedly deserves...

G'night Trasheo.