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How to be a hill boy™ by the professional hill goblin.
By Rukus and 1 collaborators
This guide is to help those gamers and goblins out there who want to up their hill boy game. If you do happen to be a Swedish Christmas goblin then congrats your on your road to success. However if not dont fear that will be explained in the guide.
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What is a hill boy™?
A Hill Boy plain and simple is someone who focuses obj. If you are fragging and your not getting points while doing it you are not a hill boy™. The hill boy is a crucial part of a team. Note the best kind of hill boy™ is the kind that carries through objective points. However there is one more stepup. THE ULTIMATE HILL BOY! No one can hold this much power. The only way to achieve ultimate hill boy™ is by consistently fragging and carrying through obj. I have only ever acheived this once it was too much and Instantly allowed someone else to frag. Hill goblins should just stick to the hill.
How to be a hill boy™
step one throw away your gun and just sit on the hill.
2. if you teammate asks for help or tells you to do something ignore them and stand on the hill.
3. If you are being shot maybe pick up your gun and shoot them but dont get of Obj.
4. If you grab shotgun GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OFF HILL
5. if you die run in full force back on the hill and melee as much as possible until you kill all of them.
6. dont be a ♥♥♥♥♥ stay on hill
7. stay on hill
8. pick a swedish christmas goblin name.
9. dont go off of the hill
10. hill is love hill is life


11. H̶̢̛͙̪̖͕̗̦͙̫̬̭͎͖̟͈̆͗̋̓̍̔͂͒̽̇̅͌̈́̕ͅị̴̳̪̳̯̱̈́͑̓̅̄̈̄̆̋̃̓̚͠͝͝ḻ̴̛͈̩͕̼̬̯̻͉͉͉͔̈́͒̓͊̏́̌̅̀̕͜ͅl̶̡̢͙͇̦͓̣̮͍͉̰̟͆̒̽͋̈͆̐̈́̾̆̿̆̎̑̈͘͜


12.ᚷᛟ ᛏᛟ ᚺᛁᛚᛚ
13. HiLL
14.GO
15.NO OFF HILL.
16HILLLLLLL
17. thank you for coming to my ted talk
23 Comments
cailico 29 Mar, 2023 @ 7:10pm 
ok
fatts 9 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am 
Hill.
Santsku 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03am 
IM FINNISH, ANY TIPS?
SicariusNatura 10 Jun, 2022 @ 4:07pm 
This is the best guide. You cannot prove me otherwise. The absolute detail and precision of wording that went into this is unfathomably amazing. There is no human expectation that could possibly be higher than this sufficient wealth of knowledge from this determined user. My third eye has been opened and blinded by the light shown to me through this guide. Anyone who decides to think otherwise is false and should rethink their life choices!!!
Blök_k 27 Apr, 2022 @ 8:42am 
piss
Blök_k 27 Apr, 2022 @ 8:42am 
:jarate:
NoFoxGiven 24 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm 
Help, can't find hill. im standing under this flag waiting for a guide ;-; they are shooting at me and my weapon is gone.
Generic_Internetter 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:30pm 
I'm not sure how many layers of sarcasm there are to this guide, so I'm going to assume the game has too many players running around getting kills instead of objectives. I think this guide politely reminds players to actually do the thing to win instead of running around like headless chickens.
LOGIIE 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:08pm 
thank you soo help fullll
Sebbie 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm 
what are some good swedish christmas goblin names?