PAYDAY 2

PAYDAY 2

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How to deal with cloakers, my way
By Mr.HashBang and 1 collaborators
A short guide describing how to deal with cloakers, my way.
   
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Identifying a cloaker
If you havent played the first payday or do not recall what a cloaker use this picture as a reference point.





Cloakers can be easily identified by their Sam fisher goggles positioned above those soul peircing eyes.
What to do when you see a Cloaker
When you see a cloaker he will most likely come rushing towards you in order to present you with a loving hug. You now have a choice to embrace him or high tail it out of there, either way however you're going to end up dead. I recommend that in this situation you embrace your inevitable demise and just give him what he wants.




WARNING: Sometimes cloakers may be behind you or waiting to give you a surprise hug so be on your toes.


The call of the Cloaker
One of the many ways a cloaker will warn you that he is charging to suprise you with a loving cloaker hug he will let out a magnificent sound (You'll know it when you hear it).

When hearing this sound rejoice as you will soon find yourself relaxing on the cold hard ground and enjoying a mouthful of crunchy gravel (Bring milk).

The kick
After living in his mansion alone for a decade or so after his parents were shot down in the street, Bruce the cloaker decided to go learn the way of the ninja. After several years of training with Liam Neeson Bruce embraced the darkness and used his new found skills protecting Washington DC.




Using a technique perfected by Chuck Norris many centuries agp, cloakers will sometimes attempt to hit you with a freindly roundhouse kick. When you see a cloaker leg flying at you immediately crouch and give him a quick couple of punches in the stomach as best pals do.
Afterword
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY!!!


Thank you to Seraaneth for most of the marvelous pictures in this guide
105 Comments
Mr.HashBang  [author] 28 Jun, 2014 @ 11:22pm 
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :bored:
Hirmikss™ 28 Jun, 2014 @ 10:29am 
what its truth cloakers are one of the easiest enemies in pd2 when hes under car or bh wall that you dont want 2 get closer to just toss grenade so that he'll get off it and you have 40% of chance that he wont ran at you :P but if he do just add him third eye
Mr.HashBang  [author] 27 Jun, 2014 @ 8:34pm 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :bored:
Hirmikss™ 27 Jun, 2014 @ 7:41pm 
Cloakers are easier than shields sometimes >.> im master stealth and i have no idea how you people cannot deal with cloakers sometimes >.> its so sad
lithious maximus 8 Feb, 2014 @ 10:16am 
i approve
Canvas 7 Feb, 2014 @ 10:22pm 
This is the handiest guide ever.
Jermaine 7 Feb, 2014 @ 8:55pm 
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha BRUCE WHY!!!!!
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED US
:tcry:
Priest 7 Feb, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
I got hugs too many times -_-
alex 7 Feb, 2014 @ 2:57pm 
That was beautiful.
^1Crazy_Ballz 7 Feb, 2014 @ 2:20pm 
nice