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why digger zombie is a pedophile

By le fortune teller

people can argue whether or not buckethead is a sex offender but Digger Zombie is clearly the real deal here as i will explain why shortly

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Languages: English

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7 Sep, 2020 @ 3:43pm

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Overview

Introduction

reason 1

resaon 2

reason 2

reasn 4

raisin 5

concussion

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Introduction

people can argue whether or not buckethead Zombie is a sex offender but Digger Zombie is clearly the real deal here as i will explain why

(i had to ask mom how to spell interducton)

reason 1

hes fat and ugy

resaon 2

in the sunflower song at the end of the game, he goes to ur house and says:

and ONLY LITTLE KIDS RIDE TRICYCLES!

(I'm 9 and i ride real bikes now btw)

reason 2

instead of eating ur brian he walks back to town to find kids to molest

reasn 4

he digs close to the surface so if there is a child on the lawn he can climb out as asap as possible

raisin 5

he should be burnt to a crisp 😡

concussion

digger zombie is a pædophile!

100 times more dangerous than buckethead zombie!!

KEEP AWAY FROM LITTLE KIDS!!!!!!!!!1!

thanks 4 listening 😎

304 Comments

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mossyleaf79 5 Oct @ 3:59pm

thanks for the heads up man, he always gave me a bad vibe.

tf3 21 Sep @ 6:01am

guys hot take pedophelia is wrong

Blue 19 Sep @ 9:55pm

thanks for the warning

gust 19 Sep @ 2:33am

thanks for the heads up

TeebagArtist 8 Sep @ 6:29pm

this makes sense

TheCopeDude 22 Aug @ 9:28am

codypickle 20 Aug @ 8:53pm

agreed

LegoCopGuy 4 Aug @ 7:27am

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