The Fool has taken the path of learning and wishes to evolve into the master. Unfortunately, The Fool has yet to grasp the fundamentals of play, instead believing the game to be more complex than it really is and failing to learn as a result. They will typically treat LLB like a traditional fighting game (where they are also, most likely, The Fool) thinking it is about memorizing combo strings and making reads. They will also likely worship tier lists, either picking whichever character is 'top tier' or blaming their losses on their own character. Most unfortunately, it is highly unlikely evolution will occur during their lifespan, and thus they will forever remain The Fool.

Unga Bunga does not need to learn, because they have already found the path to victory, without even trying. Unga Bunga simply button mashes, ideally in their opponents face, and wins every now and then. Natural selection has allowed 2 genus of Unga Bunga to thrive; Unga Raptus and Unga Switchis. Their specials have adapted to the wild far better than other subspecies, which are all nearly extinct. They will 'smash' as both a defensive mechanism when threatened, and a hunting tool when their prey bunts. Caution is advised when confronting Unga Bunga; he is a brutal predator who knows no fear.

Wacky Candyman does not care about winning or learning. They bought the game to have fun with their friends, because they like the art style, or to make funny YouTube™ video(s). This character may adopt the techniques of Unga Bunga, but may mix it up with grabs or an accidental candyball. Wacky Candyman is rarely found in the wild, as they tend to seek shelter from the harsh weather of ranked or quit playing after an hour.

Combo Contest are generally docile, and will typically not attack unless their space is encroached upon. They do not care about winning, instead opting to play score attack. Combo Contest is only concerned about exploring the limits of the game and looking cool, most likely practicing useless tech by themselves while their opponent is confused. If they have a high division, it is only because everyone they play with keeps getting themselves killed. Your corpse will be violated to the highest extent with no remorse. If they are doing something that makes zero sense, they are probably trying to get score multipliers, avoid stale moves penalties, or are resetting the combo until they land it.

Srs Bsns only cares about winning, and they take themselves very seriously. May dispense taunts if they take a stock, or salt if they lose. Srs Bsns seek nutrition from weak players, possibly avoiding players who have beaten them before. Will almost certainly not play if ping is above a certain threshold (this can range from 100-250+). The power source of Srs Bsns is their division, or tournament placement, and will fatigue quickly if either of these food supplies is low.

ANGER will leave matches midway if they are losing, and avoid any players who have unsheathed their rage. Sometimes ANGER will leave as soon as their last stock is taken, leave at the start of a match, or leave bitter messages. If communication is attempted, they will barrage opponents with excuses and blame anything and everything for their behavior...except themselves. ANGER's greatest weakness is the mirror (including mirror matches) which will also be avoided at all costs. Whilst ANGER can be combative, they are typically not a threat, as pathological avoidance is the key survival mechanism of this species, meaning you will not have to deal with one for very long should you cross paths.

I'm So Good is a rare genetic mutation which only affects ~0.5% of the population. Whilst they display traits of many other species, such as wanting to win and learning, they are not easily flustered and are capable of powering through defences with blissful ignorance. These characters are impressed by rather unimpressive feats, basking in their own short-lived glory and brushing off defeat as if it never happened. Will usually randomly grab even if there is no parry in sight, or at the start of a burst, believing nobody else has figured out how to. You cannot beat I'm So Good, because even if you won, they still won in their minds. Thus, they are the apex predator of the moshpit.

This Game Sucks does not like Lethal League Blaze. In fact, they probably hate it, but will still play it anyway. Has most likely sunk more time into the game than other species, and researchers hypothesise that they evolved from a missing link between This Game Sucks and The Fool. Handle with extreme caution, as they are typically capable of taking stocks and tournaments subconsciously. This tribe tends to socialise only amongst themselves, isolated from the rest of the blaze kingdom.