Click on browse server button, and look for any server that is NOT achievment idle, turbine, dustbowl, a trade plaza or saxton hale. This is the step where most people seem to fail, and the chances are that there won't be any servers that are not these up, but that just means
you have to try again another day.

Now you're in the pub you may play pyro. Only pyro.

Now your are a pyro, equip the phlogistinator (which goes without saying), the reserve shooter (so you can switch those weapons faster than a russian hooker can say 'take me'), and any meelee.

Now walk with your phlog at the other team. This part may take hours of practice, months or even years. WM1 has a seriously high skill ceiling.

Once you have fully charged those hard earned crits, activate them with a smile on your face and a boner in your pants. Watch vastly higher skilled players get absolutely destroyed by your advanced tactics and strategy.

Maybe, possibly, sometimes, could these high level strats aren't enough to kill the eight sentries and engis on their team!?!?!?! At this point you have to bring out the big guns, an ancient set of tricks brought down from generation to generation. To activate this you must press alt and F4 at
exactly the same time. (This weird bug still works to this day.) Now watch the massicare unfold.

At this point you should be the king of pubs, the greatest of the greatest, but remember, with great power, comes great resbonsibility.


Shoutout to everyone in dtmv, Rinush, Feyn, Treefish, Orcus, Unknown, Anomaly and myself.