You can rush through this game in ~30 minutes if you skip all the text, but it's more likely gonna take about an hour.

Enter the left (red) building.

Walk forward and talk with Malcom.
Talk to Malcom again. Malcom joins your party.
Examine:
- Boxes (both tiles?)
- Fridge
- Kitchen Cupboard
- Cabinet
- Bookshelf
- Television
- Computer
- Printer
- Bed
- Toilet
- Bathtub (both tiles?)
Exit.

• 🏆 Malcom's Ex - Explored Malcom's Apartment

Enter the casino next door.

• 🏆 Let's get it started - Started your night out

Talk to the six Casino Girls.
Talk to the bartender (Sam).
Talk to the other guy at the bar (Tom).
Talk to Tom a second time. Tom joins your party.
Exit.

• 🏆 By the numbers - Hit on every female casino croupier

Examine the car to travel to Tom's House.

Enter the house.

Walk forward for a scene. Examine the bed afterwards.
Examine the computer. Examine it a second time an go through all the options.

• 🏆 Eddie Snowden - Checked all Major Tom's emails and reports

Exit.

Examine the car to travel to Bertha's House.

Enter the house.

Walk forward to talk to Bertha.

SAVE HERE (A)

Talk to Bertha and choose "Puppy".
Exit.
Go south



You start at the north end of the top screen, exit southeast. The dog is in the NW corner of the bottom screen.
Examine the dog. Fido joins your party.

Retrace your steps to Bertha's House.

Enter the house and return the dog by choosing "Puppy" again.

• 🏆 Who let the dog out? - Took the dog route

LOAD SAVE A

Talk to Bertha and choose "P*ssy".
Examine the bed.

• 🏆 She took a licking - Took the ♥♥♥♥♥ route

Open the crate for a potion.
Talk to Bertha and choose "Section 69".

• 🏆 Took the backdoor - Took the stealth route

Go south, choice doesn't matter.

Continue south and enter the building.

Examine the board(?) at the entrance.
Keycode = 595651

Starting from here, there will be random encounters. I recommend escaping from everything, it's not worth your time. There are only two mandatory battles, and they're both pretty easy.


Work your way to the north end. The crates contain items, but they're all optional.

Take the elevator to Cell 03.

Walk down for a event with Vulva.

Go to the right and enter the passcode 595651 to access the green elevator.
Go to Security.


Start northwest, exit in the northeast corner.

SAVE HERE

Prepare for a boss battle.
He's really easy. Just use regular attacks until you can use your TP skills. heal when needed.

After the battle examine the body to grab his ID (doesn't show in inventory).
Use the control panel above him and unlock Cell 03.

Return to Vulva (yes, you need to go through the maze again lol)

Talk to Vulva.

Return to the green elevator and take it to Dr. Spaceman's Lab.


Start in the southeast, exit through the doors in the north.

Search the upper left shelf for the bio-stick (doesn't show in inventory).
Return to Vulva.


SAVE HERE (B)

Talk to Vulva and choose "I have a bio-stick".

• 🏆 Science, ♥♥♥♥♥! - Got the bio stick

LOAD SAVE B

Talk to Vulva again and choose "We could try something...".
Head northeast and examine the sofa.

• 🏆 Encounter of the sex kind - Saved Vulva with your body

Talk to Malcolm.
Return to the green elevator and take it to the Helipad.


SAVE HERE

Heal up and prepare for another boss battle. Another easy battle - attack with TP skills whenever possible and heal whoever was damaged last turn with Vulva/Malcolm.

Exit up the ladder.

Talk to Bertha.

• 🏆 Dog of a game - Reached the ending