As you may have seen, there have been many allegations towards particular zombies about how they are sex offenders. I do not take such accusations lightly, and i tend to trust the PvZ community, so i believe these allegations are true. (However, i will interview the zombies to ask them if these allegations are in fact true.)

However, there is one particular zombie that has not been accused of being a sex offender yet. As you may have guessed from the title, it's the Ducky Tube Zombie. But... isn't it obvious? Ducky Tube Zombie would never become such criminal filth in his life and here's why.

The Ducky Tube Zombie is a particular type of zombie that only appears in the Pool section of the game. As you can see from his Ducky Tube, he is not here to cause any sexual harm. He is here to party in the pool without drowning. (He cannot swim) And also to eat your brain, but every zombie wants to do that, so Ducky Tube Zombie is not special in that regard.

No convincing evidence or theories have been made about Ducky Tube Zombie's possible sex offender crimes as well. No photos, no testimonies, nothing. When i brought this up to Crazy Dave himself, he agreed that Ducky Tube Zombie seems to have zero connection to any sexual crimes.

There you go. Those are the reasons why Ducky Tube Zombie would never be a sex offender.

However, if you still think otherwise and have evidence or theories about Ducky Tube Zombie being a sex offender or if you believe other zombies are sex offenders, please let me know in the comments. Thank you for reading.