You own this game.

Congrats.

Hope you like Heavy Metal Music.

As its name suggest.

It is a game of Tag.

You ever want to wander aimlessly around an abandoned hospital while your best friend slaps your ass while you listen to heavy metal music?

You came to the damn right place.

Once you grab your Left 4 Dead Goodies out of the back of the trunk.

Just start wackin that door with the ax.

Once inside. Chant your favorite heavy metal album lyrics and get your running shoes on.

Chanting done?

Good.

Start running.

One of you is "it"!

Congrats!

The person that is "it" chases the others while slapping their asses to the beat of some heavy metal music!

If your health completely drains, you're the next... "it"!

It's ass slappin time

So now it's time for some more reading!

But wait!

Your pages are scattered!

Time to look for them!

They are very tiny and glow with purple and pink light rays

There are some items in the game that are useful to you... maybe?

Flashlight: Don't have to explain this one (It lights up in front of you)

Batteries: Recharges your flashlight. Left Click the flashlight to auto insert the battery

Oil Spray: As far as I'm aware it lubes stuck doors? Didn't have to use it.

Cameras: Unlike real cameras used in everyday life, which have purpose, these cameras seem to just be a way to place a landmark. The map is friggin huge and labyrinth like so don't just slap one down and leave it. Use your useless camera to point you back to where it all began.

Some can of soda: Boost your speed a little and refreshes your stamina bar

Shotgun Shell: I assume it's for a shotgun... which we never found... not that you'd shoot your possessed best friend... right?

Tricycle: Want to play a game?

It's bigger than you think.

Some things are happening around the map sometimes.

Desk drawers and Cabinets: Pretty much every drawer and cabinet opens and in our playthrough none of them had a page. Just randomly spawned items.

Lockers: You can hide in these... but like... the possessed can just run up and look through the slots and see you.

Purple Mist: I see this purple mist floating around. What is it and what does it do? Well... if you stand in it, the possessed sees your outline in orange for easy spotting.

Growling: I hear a growling sometimes? Tbh, my friends heard it but I never did and nothing came of it.

I'm Stuck: There were a few places we got ourselves stuck. We got out of them by crouch jumping. If you see a tight spot that doesn't look safe, don't jump in. Stickin to this rule helps in life too kids.

Once you got enough pages to make a few paper airplanes, just simply and easily (because you totally aren't lost... right?) go back the room where you all sang a beautiful song.

Whoever was the one to hypothetically flush the possessed down the toilet, plays some fairly difficult bass beat mini-game to finish off whatever mistake left the anus of this game.

There isn't a big celebration at the end. It will quite literally kick you to the main menu after a heartfelt and touching cut scene.

There isn't really a winner. I mean, if you wandered around an abandoned hospital while your possessed friend slaps you in the ass would you feel like a winner having escaped? We didn't either.

BUT.

Whoever was possessed at the end of the final chanting is sadly ejected from the hospital via coffin, that only a true viking would be proud of. (Sorry, no fire burial at sea here).

So technically, there are as many winners as there are at least one loser. (That was me when I played).

Right now.

After some helpful hints and (as of the creation of the guide) 1 glitch to be aware of.

Helpful tips:

1-5 Selects an item to use. Left Click uses the Item.

F opens doors, drawers and lockers.

Shift to sprint.

Control is crouch and only serves the purpose of picking up stuff near the ground

Sometimes the person who is "it" glitches and can't attack, seemed to stem from clicking inventory spots while possessed. So in short, when you are possessed, don't go spamming 1-5. Just Left Click.

Good luck and God save you if you have sensitive hearing.

Is there a way to turn down the music or sound in general?

no

Are there any options to change at all?

Yes. It popped up before you played the game.

Is this guide satirical in nature and did you enjoy the game?

Yes................... and yes..... but only because it was fun with friends..... just sayin....