Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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how 2 pley pyro properly
By bulgarian yakub
welcome to pyro's guide, u will lern hao 2 pley it veri veri veri veri veri veri pr0
   
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wepon
so u just suck wit pyro, wanna kill urself of so bad u are, u are disgrace to pyro community.
it's k, i will guide you on how to 0wn the n00bbas with pyro.




teh wepon.


people talk bout "deeegreeezer and axe cumbo" they are wrongg, all wepon suk for pyro.
this is wepon u use:::::



this is backburnar. best wepon in game, rest is joke.

why is it so good? take lookk:

-it is flamethrowar, so eet trows flame
-eet has awsome looking muzzle and paintjaab
-its angri
-its red


this is our primari gun, lets move on to secondari.



detonator

this is our secondari wepon,. thatt meens if our bakburn fail (wich rarely happen) or if sheet gets real, we use this gun.

now why we choose it?

-it is flare gun
-it has awesome paintjob
-it has name of brazilin metal singar
-it explodes




next up´wee have lollichop, wich is very good, if u dont use it uninstall the game.
eezy why u choose it:

-it has awesome paintjaab
-candy taste for killing faster
-it is a motherf*cking lollipop
teh wepon use
as we have seen, we have very good wepon, but hao u use it?


this is hao u use bakburn, w+m1, rest of video dosnt mattar.


for detonator, shoot.

for lollichop, also shoot.
moar wepon
now iff u couldnt get last loadout to werk, i suppose u are just trollin, hahahh4h4h.
but iff u reelee dont, i has other loeadout


primari:

deez is phlogistinamatornator

if not secand best wepon, i dunno wat it iz.

wai choose?

-awsom paentjab
-footooristics
-lazor

secumdary:

chatgan, best secondari weapon.

-eet ez chatgan, u no its gud

meeeleeee:
pumstal pumlah

-paintjab
-postal
-2good4u
moar wepon use
shoot.
cumclusion
if u dont do it right, uninstall game













































































































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10 Comments
jzplr 27 Jan, 2014 @ 3:58pm 
Shotgun is actually the best Pyro secondary, trolling aside
Harbinger of the Sun's will 19 Jan, 2014 @ 6:45pm 
w+m1 Phlos
barbieconbarba 19 Jan, 2014 @ 5:46am 
dun furget pyrovishun + geebus givs dem pr0 lookz
smoke-on-fent 18 Jan, 2014 @ 7:55am 
sorry, it's just the reasons to use the first weapons are a bit, well, flimsy
bulgarian yakub  [author] 18 Jan, 2014 @ 7:27am 
Terrible weapon choices? This guide is 100% Tested and works with almost everyone, If you had trouble with the first loadout choices you should check the second one.
smoke-on-fent 18 Jan, 2014 @ 7:05am 
is.. this supposed to be a troll thread? that would explain the terrible weapons choices, and who could forget, eet hartzs grate gramaz
labellavoce 16 Jan, 2014 @ 6:15pm 
lol
Harbinger of the Sun's will 15 Jan, 2014 @ 7:00am 
Phlog N Da Asxtingishur wiff a chatgan
letter42 13 Jan, 2014 @ 10:12pm 
u forgot pholg is it lok aesoe and you get to shot lsers
Quarren King of Q 13 Jan, 2014 @ 7:20pm 
gratz