M8 So heres ya wee Pudge guide.

1. The Picking Stage

Each Dota team should ideally have 2 Carries, 2 supports and a Jungler, This seems to be the most win-prone combination.
However because we are Russian, we are not going to abide by these Regular rules. Pudge is a mid hero and can only be played as such, So before your filthy inferior noob team-mates try and coordinate their pathetic team and such, you need to establish your dominance by insta-picking pudge and clicking Mid on the map.

Keep in mind that if you are not available to do this, And your team has picked some noob hero for mid such as Invoker or Puck, you still need to pick Pudge and demand mid off the Cretinous American Cykas and their British lapdogs, for heros such as Invoker will be fine laning.

2. Now that you have mid available, Your starting items should consist of

3x Clarity (So you can continously harass his creep wave with "Meat Hook"
2x Slippers of agility (Pudge is a strong Agility hero)

After this move to your lane and meet your mid opponent, chances are it is some filthy noob hero with a low hp pool such as Centuar War runner and you can chase him under tower and instakill him, securing first blood and winning the game for your team.
In this instance you should immediatly put on all 3 claritys and charge into the the enemys creep wave at once, turning on Rot. Not only will this frighten your enemy but you will become invisible because of the green things around you.
Charging under tower will be necessary to get first blood, but your clarities should protect you from this. Hook the tower to disable it before chasing after the enemy mid hero with rot on, your superior move speed should easily catch up and kill them.

3. Now you have secured first blood for your team, the commends should start flowing in with the "Well playeds" . Now you need to focus on jungling with "Meat Hook" And dismember, Do not bother levelling up "Rot" and your Meat hook, They are western abilities and not suitable for a Russian pudge. Instead level up stats, this will give you the strength to charge after the enemies near towers and rot them to death once more.

4. Ganking stage- at this point you shouldve had so many kills on the filthy western Cykas that you can gank. The objective of Pudge's ganks are to attack the creeps and push the waves, as such you should stand in the centre of lane and hook creeps repeatedly. Your Team will not appreciate this but they do not understand how your pushing is going to help win the game.
As well as this, your team's carries do not need farm with this build, and as such, if a hero such as Phantom Assasin believes they are about to get a kill, you must immediatly hook them back to save them from this, as it will not help late game.


Your Job as a Russian pudge is now complete, Provided you have won the game you should recieve plenty of GG's and commends.
However if your Cyka team is incapable of winning even with your plays, you should either immediatly type "BG, Team noob" and Abandon or continue your strategy until the very end, then claim "Team Noob"


GG.