so you wanna know how to drop this hoe?

well i will tell you RIGHT now

so what you gotta do right is tell the lady straight and say

"ayup ya clapped wet wipe t w a t i will chin ya dutty buttty nutty mutty cruddy a s s"

at this moment the wee lass is scared

now is the time to STRIKE!!!!!!

KNOCK OUT THAT GIMP AND NO LONGER BE A SIMP

get that spoon mate and wack her twice on the ankle then once on that slooty booty ;)

she will thank you for that wee tap <3 but will go down instantly!!!!!!!

THIS WORKS 100% EVERY TIME

so try it out fellas get ready for a life with only W's and no L,s

after this you are no longer a loser so go and hit that boozer

also if you really hate the granny SO SO much you can cough on her a little bittle i wont tell ;)

thank you all for reading

love SIrJoz x