Now's your chance to becmoe famous! You've played the game but your different than those other 1,000,000 kids who have played it! I mean even your mother agrees you are a special kid.

Step 1:

• Ignore anything you actually learned or did in game. It's not about what you actually did it's about what you wanted to do! Did you want to be a badass that held up 5 guys with nothing but a baseball bat? Well go right ahead you have every right!

Step 2:

• Now that you have what you didn't do clearly defined in your head now it's time to make it funny. Try to state one way to die that you find particularly funny and bonus points if it has already been used.

Step 3:

• Finally we have to rate it on a scale of 10. This is the MOST IMPORTANT PART! This will show everyone how serious you are, and let alone how funny/badass. Now the best rating you can give it is a 10/10 but I know a secret. You can actually put 11/10 and no one will say anything! That's right kids math is for suckers. Now on the other end of that if you have something happen to you and you shoudln't have survived throw a 1/10 in there, it's just as funny.
  
  Now if you have any questions or requests for additions to these guide please drop me a comment! I hope this will help you write some seriously helpful reviews.