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How to have your mom unban you from playing GTA on the family computer
By Pathetic Little Creature
DO NOT DO THIS WHILE NAKED!!!1 (Trust me, I know from experience)
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Category: Achievements, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Secrets, Walkthroughs
Languages: English
Posted
27 Jun, 2020 @ 12:16am
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Get Violent 
If the 1st step fails 
Win 
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Get Violent
How to get nasty with mommy (not the sex w*rd):

STEP ONE: Eat spinach
STEP TWO: Get a big arm muscle
STEP THREE: Close one eye
STEP FOUR: Have anchor tattoo on beefy arm and penis
STEP FIVE: Abuse nagging wife and kids
STEP SIX: Show mom your heavy arms
If the 1st step fails
Report Mummy Dearest to the Child Protective Services for child abuse.
Win
Win
12 Comments
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weasel 6 Jul, 2020 @ 5:00pm 
i have anchor on penis what now
Cojo 30 Jun, 2020 @ 12:59am 
Best guide ever=)))
Dr. Adolf Nigler 29 Jun, 2020 @ 1:32am 
It actually worked! Thanks!
Block 29 Jun, 2020 @ 12:42am 
It works
Knocks 28 Jun, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
What if, instead of eating spinach, I make my arm bigger nutting?
eϟoteric 28 Jun, 2020 @ 1:06pm 
yes
pilgrim 28 Jun, 2020 @ 12:18pm 
you have achieved comedy! :steambored:
Arthur 28 Jun, 2020 @ 11:15am 
cool guide!
jumbokiller217 28 Jun, 2020 @ 10:36am 
nice
.Bunnys 28 Jun, 2020 @ 9:46am 
works perfectly thanks