Da. You might be little baby man who is new to ze game. Or you might be someone who got off CoD when friend (who might have better taste in game than you) reccomend you this game (but zen you would most likeley pick sniper because you play Cod). Or you can just be a mann who wants to get better at ze heavy. What ever your case, you came to right guide.

There are several traits of heavy: Slow, big, heavy, Powerful, and high in HP. You must use traits to push bomb cart, capture control point, or kill everyone on ze map in arena. You are equipped with three standard weapons: Sasha (your minigun), Shotgun, and fists.

Now that we done with introduction, lets learn.

Sasha (the minigun) Is your favorite gun. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar custom bullets. She is the reason they all die. You love her so much, that you even give her bed at home.

Using Sasha is simple. Point, click, warm up, slauther. She does seven to ten damage but fires it in a quick almost undogable way. Foe is showered with bullets when Sasha shoots. And they all quickly die. But durning time when Sasha is spinning up, you are vurneable. Enemy can shoot you and possibly kill you even though you have high health. When you fire, you move slower. so if tiny baby men are retreating, you might want to stop firing and run after them and finish them off. Another thing to renember; She eats up lots of ammo. So be sure to find ammo pack when you are safe. But as soon as you run out of ammo, you will need to switch to shotgun. I will explain next section.

Da. Now you are out of ammo and you must not use Sasha. What use? Ze shotgun! Ze shotgun does same amount of damage as Sasha, but fires in slow bursts. Not as good as her. But it will get job done. With shotgun, you dont slow down when firing nor does it need to spin up. You can run in wiith it, blow heads of, and take point or intel. Ze shotgun is simple to use, so there is nothing to add more.

Your sandvich can be a life saver. When medic is dead and you have low health, you can run into safe spot and eat it to regain health. But watch out, Anyone can run up and kill you. The sandvich takes time to regenerate, so use it wiseley. Another thing to add, you can throw it so friendlies and enemies can pick it up. You can give it when your friend is low at health while you are full and there are no medics nearby. they will pick up sandvich, eat it (It comes with plate so it is clean) and restore HP. No need to be greedy. Zis game is all about teamwork. Is all you need to know.

Use this weapon when you have no ammo at all. Or if you want to cave in skulls of little baby men. Fists do more damage than Sasha or shotgun. But they are swung slow. Fists are easy to use. But they have a low range so get up close to enemy, and rip out spine.

Medic make good team with you. Medic heals you and in turn you protect medic. But be careful. If medic takes damage or gets burned, quick! throw them sandvich! And their flames will cease and they will regain health. You also want a medic to ubercharge you so you become indestructible for period of time. be wary of pyros who can airblast you away from medic and you lose ubercharge or scouts with force-a-anatures that will push you back.

You are now expert at heavy! now go out there with a medic, a bring terror to your enemies.






Written by Doomsday Orange

Told by Heavy


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