"And on world news today, suspected Anime Terrorist have been captured by Kunoichi Special Forces after a violent shoot-out in the south central region of Japan. The two popular cast members were abducted by kunoichi special forces in Okayama City, under the direction of Commander Dangerboy3D late yesterday afternoon. The two terrorist have been charged with utterly destroying one of the most popular know manga/anime series, and for boring the "crap" out of fans world wide. Charges were place on the two terrorist after an intensive 2 year investigation conducted by 3D Military Advisory Command operating secretly out of Canada. Both terrorist were taken and detained at a secret military airbase in Thailand where they were later transported to Guantánamo Bay in Cuba. Owner and creator Masashi Kishimoto later posted bail for both characters exceeding the amount of 1 million dollars. Kishimoto claims in response, that he will be filing charges against the Kunoichi Special Forces team that captured his prized main characters. Among the charges other than violations of international jurisdiction, Kishimoto claims that the arresting special forces team seriously beat and sodomizing his characters beyond human limits. Just as of today Both characters have absconded from their first hearing date with the State Department of Justice and are currently at large, leaving their claim of innocence at question by public opinion. In a sat-phone interview with Commander Dangerboy3D, he informs that this is an extremely volatile situation and that 3D Military Advisory Command is planning a covert joint operations with their local 3D assets out of Roanapur/Thailand and Caracas/Venezuela. The hunt for these two very dangerous terrorist is of the highest threat and they must be brought to justice."