Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to prevent a fly from murdering your family
By Snipes
The fly is mad
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First
Approach the fly calmly and try to hug or barf near the fly to make it feel better. If you have showered recently this will not work and the fly will attack, so try rubbing feces on yourself or barfing on yourself.
Second
After you have hugged or barfed near the fly you gently remove the knife from the fly's hand if the fly doesn't let you immediately back off and throw up and try again until you get the knife.
Third
The fly will try to be friends with you so take the offer or it will snap. In the event it does snap follow the rules below and DO NOT break them.
Rules
1. Get a flame thrower and burn the fly
124 Comments
Postal Dude 21 Feb @ 1:30pm 
5 years later and the fly still holding my moth friend hostage
Snipes  [author] 12 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02pm 
look guys i cant keep up with the fly's evolution
Party Pete 12 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58am 
yeah this guide is out of date it doesnt work anymore
Squeali 11 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24pm 
instructions unclearer, fly ate dog
Party Pete 11 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52am 
feces or vomit didnt work
anything else
Squeali 12 Dec, 2020 @ 11:53am 
instructions unclear, dog ate fly
balenki2009 4 Nov, 2020 @ 8:42am 
congratulations on obtaining the beans
Postal Dude 2 Nov, 2020 @ 12:23pm 
B E A N S O B T A I N E D
balenki2009 1 Oct, 2020 @ 12:12pm 
godspeed
Postal Dude 30 Sep, 2020 @ 5:24pm 
i am eating pork beans sadly my supply is low i will have to go find some more