Beat the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ out of everyone. Even if they have done nothing wrong. The only important person here, is yourself.

If a man is too hard to beat. Like for an example this ♥♥♥♥
Use fire crackers/stink bombs/itching powder. That or just don't get hit. Don't run away like a ♥♥♥♥♥ though. Because that's not Chad of you at all.

Just make out with all of the girls. When I mean all of them..... I mean only the hot ones. Just kiss them, kiss them many, many times. Then have sex with them- wait what do you mean there's no sex in this game? Yeah kissing them is all you can do, but it's still such a Chad move. However if you see a girl that you kissed being kissed by another boy, then beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of him then her.

Do I really need to explain this. Don't dress like a nerd.

go ♥♥♥♥ yourself