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How to be Ethan Winters (In real life)

By I play fat like a pro and 2 collaborators

𝕳𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖊 𝕰𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖓 𝖂𝖎𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 (𝕴𝖓 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊)
(ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤' 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙)

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I play fat like a pro
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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Co-op, Crafting, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Trading, Walkthroughs, Weapons, Workshop

Languages: English

Content Descriptors: General Mature Content, Frequent Violence or Gore

Posted

Updated

12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:33am

12 Apr, 2020 @ 7:37am

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Guide Index

Overview

Step 1

Step 2 (Things you need to buy)

Step 3 (the most important)

Step 4 or 5 maybe? I forgot

Announcement

Comments

Step 1

Get a wife or waifu whatever

I prefer real MIa

I said real MIa

perfect!

Step 2 (Things you need to buy)

chainsaw

like this at least

Stapler

and some pills to stop your pain

Step 3 (the most important)

Now if you donot have a wife or enough money to buy a chainsaw and a stapler + under 18
please leave this guide.
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You know what's next, let your wife do the honor

half way there

Step 4 or 5 maybe? I forgot

Take some pills.

pick up your hand and nail it back with the stapler
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