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How The Lag Bots Were Created
By idiot disease and 1 collaborators
How TF2 is now practically unplayable.
   
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How The Lag Bots Were Born
Well, we all know TF2 has been a fun game, with its ups and downs throughout the years. However, recently, it has become a lot worse, as there has been a massive uprising in furries, and cheaters in the community. Even more recently, there have been lag bots that are crashing Valve servers and ruining the experience for everyone. There's absolutely no way of knowing how long it will take for Valve to even try and fix this, let alone do it at all. But, while we wait, we can research how it even started.

So, it's your average day in 2Fort, and everyone is just being extremely sweaty, even though it's casual. Suddenly, a guy on the Blu team decides he's gonna be a friendly hoovy. So, he does that. As he's just enjoying the experience of being a friendly player in the game, he finds himself a tryhard. That tryhard is none other than a furry. The friendly player is slightly frustrated, but he ignores it for now. He goes back to being friendly and enjoying the game. But, the furry isn't having it, he starts killing the friendly on sight, even prioritizing the friendly over the people who are actually trying to push for their intelligence. Eventually, the friendly has enough of it. The friendly quickly switches to a different class, scout. The furry is a direct hit soldier. The friendly has a hard time trying to kill him, and he's hardly successful. So, the friendly tries becoming a demoman instead. The furry is now dominating the friendly player, and the friendly player is furious. When they finally came face to face, the friendly player uses his charge to go above the furry, and hits the furry with 2 pills, directly. The demoman also receives a direct hit from the soldier's rocket launcher, but it isn't enough, and the furry dies. The furry is absolutely outraged that he didn't get his random crit that he didn't deserve, to kill the demoman. This, was the beginning, of dark times for TF2. The furry reports the player trying to get his account VAC banned from TF2, but fails. The furry starts DDoSing the player, but it still wasn't enough. So, the furry instead created a large group of lag bots designed to crash every Valve server. If the furry doesn't get to have fun, then nobody can. Now, every single Valve server is crashed at random, and it is nearly impossible to play a simple game on any map.

So, now you know the reasons for the game being completely ruined. Not only that, but for future reference, you also know to never be better at the game than a furry, because they will try their absolute hardest to ruin your experience on the game. Even if that means that they have to ruin the experience for everyone else, they will do it.
3 Comments
Rocko 11 Apr, 2020 @ 1:11am 
lag bots are real any servers have been crashed that way
XxFazeppWrangler47xX 9 Apr, 2020 @ 5:45am 
no way this is real!
T.O.F 9 Apr, 2020 @ 2:00am 
ok