Half-Life: Alyx

Half-Life: Alyx

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play the game without complaining on the forums.
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this will show how you can not complain about this game on online forums
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Steps
Make SURE to follow these steps in the correct order:

Step 1. Download game
Step 2. Install game
Step 3. Stay away from forums
Step 4. Finish game
Step 5. Uninstall
Step 6. Spam refund request until ban
Step 7. Eat a piece of cheese

Now ♥♥♥ are ♥♥♥♥♥ to not be a ♥♥♥♥♥ about ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.
Errors and fixes
Source engine is pretty bad at handling ♥♥♥♥♥♥ people on the forums, so if it hates you, this fix should work.

Use these console commands in vconsole to fix any remaining issues:

cl_complain 0
sv_sissify -1
cl_enjoygame 1
r_forums_ban 0
r_cheese_enable 1
cl_hackerman 1
sv_rep_steam 100

Any other fixes I find will be posted, if you still have problems make sure to comment.
21 kommenttia
Flameworks 15.2.2024 klo 20.23 
instructions unclear, Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and… shine. Not that I… wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest… and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has… come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and… smell the ashes...
WidesrpdPanicNY 2.4.2023 klo 15.16 
instructions unclear, started nuclear war
MarisaMartzy 21.3.2023 klo 21.12 
instructions unclear, instructions obstructed
jumpingbeans 21.3.2023 klo 12.07 
instructions unclear, cheese no-clipped to the backrooms
Kam 1.1.2023 klo 13.33 
Instructions unclear. went outside and touched grass while doing step 3
WilsonAU 2.12.2022 klo 19.05 
Instructions unclear. orphanage burnt down
EdwardResinHands 20.9.2022 klo 13.58 
angry german noises*
Dumpster Fire 5.2.2022 klo 8.38 
Instructions unclear. Resonance cheesecade forming.
Benny-da-Sheep 24.11.2021 klo 13.38 
I stayed away from the forums so didn't get to step 4. So I cheated and came back to the forums to post this, and caused an infinite loop of cheese.
Crow? 10.8.2021 klo 10.07 
Great review. fixed my Relationship with my toaster.