instructions unclear i became alyx

https://youtu.be/DZo5bByrync

instructions not clear im now on this funny list and dont know who sex is but apparently i offended them(what a snowflake)

step 4: Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and… shine. Not that I… wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest… and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has… come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and… smell the ashes…

go to harvard and age fast and be dipped in milk choclate for extra extra realism

i did this then 5 years later my brains got sucked out by something that looks like a penis

for more have a goofy metal.. something attached to your knee

be named Eli for extra realism(my name is Eli irl)

we need someone to actually do this fr fr.

instructions unclear: my dick turned into a potato