Half-Life: Alyx

Half-Life: Alyx

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How to play as Eli Vance
By Private Parts
Step 1: Load into game
Step 2: Lift one leg up (Any leg is fine but use the left leg if you want the true Eli experience) (For added immersion get rid of your left leg)
Step 3: Hold until end credits
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86 Comments
Po 2 Jun @ 6:26am 
instructions unclear i became alyx
Kora 3 Mar @ 9:45am 
instructions not clear im now on this funny list and dont know who sex is but apparently i offended them(what a snowflake)
FlamezGames 15 Feb @ 8:26pm 
step 4: Rise and shine, Mister Freeman. Rise and… shine. Not that I… wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest… and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has… come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and… smell the ashes…
john lennon 25 Dec, 2023 @ 7:39pm 
go to harvard and age fast and be dipped in milk choclate for extra extra realism
michael 16 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49pm 
i did this then 5 years later my brains got sucked out by something that looks like a penis
COOLCAT 29 Sep, 2023 @ 5:44pm 
for more have a goofy metal.. something attached to your knee
Puddinpie 5 Sep, 2023 @ 9:36pm 
be named Eli for extra realism(my name is Eli irl)
Husk 13 Aug, 2023 @ 4:08pm 
we need someone to actually do this fr fr.
ball 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:21pm 
instructions unclear: my dick turned into a potato