We'll forgive you. Just don't give up on tf2, ok?

So very early in my TF2 career, I broke my stats for medic on Lazy Purple's Silly Server. It's a long and not at all interesting story involving one of the cretinous former admins there. I lived with "416 assists in one life" for 800+ hours as medic. Tonight I said F it and spent the entire evening pocketing snipers with the Vax ...from spawn. 5 hours, 707 assists, 91K healing, _50_ dominations. I am never playing TF2 again, I swear.