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HOW TO GET GIRLS WITH THE NEGEV
By Ice
Want to get as much pu55y as an epic gamer? follow this step-by-step guide to learn how!
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Introduction
When? Where? and Why use the Negev? Because it is better than all the other guns combined in CS:GO, You remember your ex? Well she's with a new guy now and he uses the negev, cause you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ simp. If you want to be a chad, use the Negev, and maybe your ex will consider getting back together with you. Use the Negev, and you will see girls chasing after you, left and right. Use the Negev, and you will have girls sliding in your DMs. You ever wonder what the G means in the middle of the word Ne(g)ev? It means God. The very weapon itself was created by Jesus, Krishna, Allah and Tengrii. It has been blessed with insurmountable power. You know how the latest skin for the Negev which is the Mjolnir (Shown in the picture below) is named as such? Because the weapon's power is infused with the lightning of Thor. That is also why the weapon is often referred to as the Lazer Beam by fellow Negeviians.


History
The Negev or the IWI Negev is a gas-operated selective fire light machine gun that uses propellant gases from the barrel to cycle a short-stroke gas piston operating system under the barrel and a rotary bolt locking mechanism. The bolt itself features 4 radial locking lugs that engage the barrel extension and its rotation is controlled by a pin on the bolt body, which rides inside a camming guide machined into the bolt carrier. The bolt contains a spring-powered casing extractor unit, while a lever ejector is housed inside the receiver (it is rotated by the recoiling bolt carrier).


The Negev is striker-fired, where the bolt carrier assembly acts as the striker, and fires from an open bolt position. A lever-type fire control selector switch is provided (“A”— for fully automatic fire and “R”— for semi-automatic fire), installed on the left side of the pistol grip, which doubles as a manual safety against accidental firing. The safe “S” position disables the sear mechanism (which makes it impossible to ♥♥♥♥ the bolt carrier), by lifting the lever responsible for holding the bolt carrier in the forward position and disconnects the trigger mechanism from the sear. The weapon can be secured safe regardless of the position of the bolt carrier group. The cocking handle is equipped with a ratcheting mechanism that immobilizes the partially ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bolt carrier.

Gas regulator
The Negev's adjustable gas regulator has three settings:

setting "1" is used exclusively when feeding from a magazine (rate of fire in this mode is around 850–1,050 rounds per minute).
setting "2" is used in normal operating conditions when feeding from a belt (rate of fire in this mode is also around 850–1,050 rounds per minute).
setting "3" which is used under adverse operating conditions, such as in the presence of dust, dirt or heavy fouling (rate of fire in this mode is around 950–1,150 rounds per minute).
Early prototypes used a different 3-position gas adjustment system:

setting "1"—for normal operations.
setting "2"—for adverse environmental conditions.
setting "3"—isolates the gas system, and is used to launch rifle grenades with the use of a grenade-launching blank cartridge drawn from a special 12-round magazine from the Galil rifle.




Barrel
The Negev has a quick-change chrome-lined barrel that is manufactured using a cold hammer forging process. The barrel is fitted with a slotted flash suppressor and a fixed carry handle, which is used to transport the weapon and change-out an overheated barrel. The barrel can be changed only after lifting open the feed tray cover.

During the weapon's initial development a barrel with a 1 in 305 mm (1:12 in) rifling twist rate was also planned, adapted for the lightweight M193 cartridge. Additionally, a multifunction muzzle device was designed, used to launch rifle grenades.




Sights
The Negev's iron sights (closed-type) consist of a front post (adjustable for both windage and elevation) and a rear aperture sight with an elevation adjustment drum, with 300 to 1,000 m range settings in 100 m increments. The sight line radius is 440 millimeters (17.3 in). For night-time operation the weapon is equipped with gaseous
tritium-illuminated vials (supplied by Betalight): one installed in the front sight post, and two—on a notch sight under the standard aperture sight arm (before use, the rear sight leaf is pivoted forward to expose the night notch sight). A rail is integrated into the receiver top cover that allows optical day and night-time sights to be mounted to the weapon. The barrel can also be optionally fitted with mounting hardware that would allow the Negev to mount a laser pointer or reflex sight.

The machine gun has a metal side-folding (right side) stock and a removable bipod, installed to the forward end of the handguard and folded under the handguard when stowed. The receiver also has slots and hooks used to secure the weapon to vehicle mounting hardware.




Cartridges
The Negev uses the 5.56×45mm NATO intermediate cartridge and is optimized for the SS109 bullet. Field maintenance involves stripping the weapon down to six main groups: the barrel, stock, bolt carrier, bolt, bipod and return mechanism. All parts, including the quick-change barrels are fully interchangeable. The Negev NG-7 uses the 7.62×51mm NATO full-power battle rifle cartridge.




Ammunition feeding
The Negev feeds from an M27 disintegrating, open-link ammunition belt, carried in a 150-round fabric container that clips into the magazine well, or alternatively from a 35-round box magazine from the Galil assault rifle, or a 30-round STANAG magazine from the M16 rifle (with the use of an adapter). 200-round ammunition belt containers are also available. Belted ammunition is introduced into the feed tray port from the left side, while the magazine is inserted vertically into the magazine well at the base of the receiver. The feed system uses a pawl feeding mechanism, driven by the recoiling bolt carrier, but the belt is moved only during the rearward movement of the bolt carrier. The non-reciprocating charging handle is located on the right side of the weapon.




The design was meant to be reliable, especially in adverse conditions, The conceptual designing occurred in the years 1985 - 1990. The weapon was mass produced in 1995 and In 1997, it was officially adopted by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF).

Negev in CS:GO
The IMI Negev is an Israeli machine gun made by Israel Military Industries. The Negev in CS:GO is the commando variant, which has a shortened barrel, and the standard issue bipod was replaced by foregrip to improve mobility.





The Negev carries a 150-round magazine, 50 more than the M249, has a higher fire rate than the M249, and is significantly cheaper at $1700 (originally, it had the price tag of $5700), compared to the M249's $5200 price tag. Like the M249, the weapon is heavy, has a long reload time, and has good penetration power.

For the first 10 shots when firing continuously, the Negev is extremely inaccurate, easily the most inaccurate weapon in the game when bursted. However, the recoil pattern is unique in that after sustained fire, it concentrates on a point above the crosshair, with very little movement afterwards, allowing for very accurate continuous shots without much need for compensation. The weapon's movement spread is quite strong however, and the player is slowed down when firing (the only weapon in the game with this property), discouraging firing on the move.

The Negev's damage according to the hitbox:


Update History

March 22, 2018
Improved accuracy while firing in bursts
Slightly reduced time until significant accuracy recovery
Price lowered to $1700
Reduced armor penetration
Movement speed is significantly reduced while firing

April 12, 2017
For a limited time, the Negev and R8 Revolver are available in Competitive Matchmaking.
Negev: Price reduced to 2000 as a starting point, to promote experimentation with the weapon.

March 24, 2017
Revolver and Negev have been removed from Competitive Matchmaking as they undergo substantial revision.
New attributes to promote suppressive fire.
Reduced price.
New sounds that dynamically indicate weapon accuracy.


Achievement:



Getting the Puss with the Negev
Step 1
Learning the spray

Knowing the spray. The spray pattern is basically really easy, since it turns into a lazer beam after 15 bullets, and after the 15th bullet you just have to hold down your mouse like a pro and destroy everyone. The recoil isn't that bad either, and as you can see from the picture below, it really is easy to control the spray.





Step 2
Getting Negev Skins

Loving the gun. You can't just use the gun. You have to caress the Negev, You have to feel the Negev, You have to smell the Negev, You have to taste the Negev, You have to BE the Negev. Ditch your ugly looking default Negev, And get a skin for it. If it's StatTrak, then better.





There. Now that you've gotten rid of that ugly default and replaced it with something more classy, let's go to Step 3.





Step 3
Mastering the Spray

The first 15 bullets is gonna be a disaster, but if you know how to counter it, you'll be golden.
Just hold down your mouse until the bullets steady out and become an absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laser, and you're good to go.




Step 4
Receiving the Puss

At this point, all women within a 12 mile radius will be moist. All you have to do is keep using the Negev at all of your Competitive, Casual and Deathmatch games, and all women will come flocking you.
Endgame: Knowing When to Stop
Why my pp hard
- Seetoh, Wei Tung



With all that you have learned from this guide, you shall know, that with great power, comes great responsibility. And acquiring pu55y would be an easy task from now on. However, you shall use this power wisely.



As we can see, the amount of ♥♥♥♥♥ acquired is directly proportional to the number of kills with the Negev, one has attained. One man can only have so much puss. This is what we must learn as Negeviians.

Use this immense power in moderation, and remember to respect women.


Credits
By Israel Defense Forces - Standing Guard in Nablus, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34362254
By Israel Defense Forces - Weapons Instructor, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34361253
By Israel Defense Forces - Desert Reconnaissance Battalion Special Training, Nov 2010, CC BY 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34372203
By Ido403 from Military and Security Forum in Fresh - Photoed by the author, can be found here, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=3747261
By Zachi Evenor - Flickr: https://www.flickr.com/photos/zachievenor/26957212125/ , https://www.flickr.com/photos/zachievenor/26957215345, CC BY 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=48712755
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/H3adHunt3r98 for the Mjolnir Screenshot
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw-thqHPz5W5GGxQGLyVdJQ Vortexiel for the Negev Walk tutorial
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/DrAdam for the guide I parodied
And for everyone that read throughout all this, Thank you!


Enjoyed this Guide?

If you want to support a fellow Negeviian, I am accepting donations but only Negevs

https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=334421546&token=Lfw_hmU5


Also check out my youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV7HIy6bBAA
329 Comments
bokbok 13 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14am 
i call it piss ray since its like pissing: the first drops are uncontrollable spray but after that you can piss off negev deniers (betas) or just do funny drawings like that funny german cross from like 80 years ago
Gulag 23 Jul, 2024 @ 8:16am 
absolute banger tutorial
Habibi_Blocksberg_007 3 May, 2024 @ 6:49am 
+rep
CXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 19 May, 2023 @ 8:54am 
yeah i have learned ,but i still don't have a girl HHHHHHHH
ketamine 31 Jan, 2023 @ 7:15am 
Negev Gaming
AbyssalFate 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16am 
steps unclear i got so much puss i cant even walk
Bleu 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00am 
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󠀡󠀡   ⁧⁧HiGHNEY 3 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm 
+1
Ice  [author] 28 Jun, 2021 @ 4:55pm 
it works everywhere ):<
毛澤東 2 Jun, 2021 @ 11:08am 
nice good