So i finally reached the top rank
My confidence is almost as big as Mont Blanc
Although my half flips still resembles a septic tank
at least my rotation is as fast as Tom Hanks
It only took me 2000 hours to plow through these ranks
and i would just like to say thanks
to all the players that got lost in my insane trance
So put this in yo jaw like weiners and beef franks
amongst young men like me who move in the very first ranks