MORDHAU

MORDHAU

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How to Not Enjoy Mordhau (Sequel)
By SpoopyWraith
This is the part two to my guide "How to Enjoy Mordhau", I hope this helps you guys understand how to not enjoy the game!
   
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Step 1:
Play any server on the game on any game mode.
Epilogue
And that's all there is to the guide! You've already been sickened by the horribly broken video game and you have no more happiness left in your life! You consider self harm 8 times daily because of Mordhau and you are known to wake the neighbors with your screaming at the top of your lungs, cries to God begging for the sweet release of death. You cannot get it, nor can you get a refund. Your number is already pulled because you bought this game. You stupid dumbass. I stupid dumbass too, come to think of it, because I accidentally bought this game.
12 Comments
nugdolf 10 Aug, 2020 @ 6:02pm 
doesn't work
Knightmare 30 Mar, 2020 @ 6:54am 
Use fire pot spam. Makes you "not enjoy" Mordhau. Epic guide though
I Tbone Ppl 29 Mar, 2020 @ 7:28pm 
outstanding guide, will remember this
Bluellama 28 Mar, 2020 @ 5:14am 
I hate this game for making me have fun every time I play
|UDG| Maybe Your Doom 26 Mar, 2020 @ 8:36pm 
:3
SD1M 21 Mar, 2020 @ 10:43pm 
"THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS FUN" -cyanide 2018
Molamet 21 Mar, 2020 @ 2:43pm 
fun is for the weak
Kermit Weed Gaming 20 Mar, 2020 @ 6:02am 
Great guide.
homer d'oh star wars 19 Mar, 2020 @ 8:44pm 
im mad
Mügwümp 16 Mar, 2020 @ 9:03am 
Just don't even try that's the way to have fun hehe. I know I'll never be good at this game I just enjoy the gore. Someone smashes my head in with a maul I can't even get mad cause I'm laughing at the ridiculous amount of violence in this beautiful game.
But yeah, anyone trying to play this game competitively must be fucking pissed constantly, so much chaos... I forget there's actual objectives half the time so I'm guilty for their rage.