In order to not die, you need to avoid gettting bullets lodged in your vital organs. There are many ways of going about this, but I will only list three.

• Use armor
  
• Stay away from gunfights
  
• Be an absolute unit

The second way to not die is avoiding fall damage. This means staying away from tall ledges or you might die. This will not apply to you if you do not have the "realistic fall damage" option enabled. If you do have it enabled, heed this warning. I mean it. Unless you are in water, in which case you are good homie. :)

The third way to cheat death is to not drop props on your head. Only a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ would do such a thing, so don't.

I SWEAR, all of them are out to get you. They will stop at nothing to torture and murder you again and again and again and again and again. Admins are highly dangerous and highly toxic so keep your ass away and you will find your lifespan extended significantly.

You survived your first minute of Garry's Mod. Now get ready for 1000 more hours of this hellhole. Say hello to new friend G E R O M Y for me.

You have completed the basic dien't training, but there's one more thing. Don't play on dangerous maps. Let's set the scene: LittleTimmy555 walks off of the tower on gm_jump and now he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. This concludes the bonus section of your dien't training.

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