In the beginning was the Horse and the Cart. They are Immortal, Unchanging, and Wise. The Men of the Cart will tell you things; lies, fancies, boasts, recipes for mead. Do not be swayed by them, for they will only lead to your doom at the hands of Death himself - Reaper Howard. As the Cart progresses, be not afraid of the Wall of Stone, the Bridge of Wood, or the Watcher on the Bridge. They too shall pass, and be forgotten about even through the many Contents Which are Downloadable.

Soon He will ask the quesion, 'WHO are YOU?',and you will answer with trepidation:

I am the CATMAN.

After your escape from the Tyranny of the Dragon, Old Huey Inn, you will be forced into the service of the Mad King, Ba'algru'uf. Many errands will you run for the Mad King; a Dragon Stone, a Dragon Soul, a sword from an over zealous and Downtrodden Swordsmith. You will do them all, for they will lead you to HER. SHE whom we all crave.

LY-DEA, QUEEN OF ALL SHE SURVEYS.

After uniting with HER, the game is complete. Think not of the story, the well worn and at this point comforting fantasy tropes. SHE is all you need. Build a HOME for her and fill it with Fish, and Bees. Knock the many pots to the floor and fill thine Inventory with wicker baskets from the fireplace. This is your life. The CATMAN cometh, and he fighteth HER, in a battle for Love, and Friendship, and Karate, for EVERYONE.