MORDHAU

MORDHAU

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The Bobby Lights (v2)
By bobby light
You may have been RDM'd by them. Your server may have been overrun by them. They come in the night, the day, when you least expect it. They multiply at an alarming rate. Find out how to join The Bobby Light Gang (v2)
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The Bobby Lights


Who are the Bobby Lights (v2)?

The Bobby Lights (v2) are descendants of the infamous BLG (Bobby Light Gang.) After the BLG was defeated and sent into hiding, a new gang emerged from the ashes.

This new gang, The Bobby Lights (v2) are faster, stronger, and take gamer fuel to enhance their cognitive gaming ability. A new mission statement acts as the guiding hand for the Bobby Lights (v2):

"Carpe vinum, Help Moi"



The following guide outlines the core principles of The Bobby Lights (v2) and how you can take the sacred oath to defend what's left of Mordhau. Are you man enough to take the oath?


The Uniform
The Uniform

The Bobby Lights (v2) wear a light and agile uniform, mainly consisting of skin tight coifs and pads. This aerodynamic uniform allows for ultimate destruction on the video game battlefield.

The Bobby Lights (v2) must dye their uniforms in the coveted #34 "lad" blue. This specific blue signifies the oath of peace among fellow gang members.

The Knights Chain is another important conversation piece of the uniform. This chain signifies the unbreakable bond shared between gang members.


Weapons

While weapon choice is ultimately up to the individual, most gang members select the Zwei with matching foregrip color (#34 "lad" blue)

This color matching signifies the bond between a gang member and their big iron.


Body & Diet

Nutrition is up to the individual. Some gang members are extremely obese, some are not. All the gang asks is that you show up dedicated to the cause. At minimum, you must wear the #34 "lad" blue uniform.

Individuals who disrespect the gang by wearing off-blue colors will likely be executed on site.
The Sacred Oath
The Sacred Oath

The Bobby Light (v2) gang are in every server, hiding in plain clothes. They only reveal their true colors when the time is right.

When another gang member shows up on your server wielding their big iron, you must also answer the call and follow that member into battle. It's not uncommon for a server to be overrun with gang members. The tides can turn quickly, as Mordhau players reveal their true identities as fellow gang members, one by one.



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The Gang Sign

In order to greet another gang member, you must throw up the gang sign. This is a two step process:

1. Use the "Raise Weapon" emote, or: X + 2
2. Continue to press X + 2 over and over again, so that you raise your weapon, but never fully extended. This pumping of your weapon draws up big boi energy from the earth

Godspeed
Go forth, join the brotherhood and put on for your city.








80 Comments
bobby light  [author] 27 Sep @ 5:49pm 
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bobby light  [author] 15 Apr, 2023 @ 9:44am 
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stank 14 Apr, 2023 @ 11:55pm 
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