Garry's Mod

Garry's Mod

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How to Breathe
By ξthan
How to Breathe and how to become a pro
   
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The Brain
The brain — Uses 20% of the oxygen we consume. When there’s a shortage of oxygen, the brain will work slower, and since the brain regulates a lot of other functions in the body, these are also affected, breathing increases percent of gaming pro-ness by 180%
The Heart (and soul)
The heart — Constantly active and beating about 100.000 times in a single day, the heart is a massive consumer of oxygen and shortage in supply means the heart can’t pump out blood as efficiently. That leads to bad circulation, and cold hands and feet and you will freeze, becoming a caveman just to hear "ok boomer" from the next generation.
The Muscles
The muscles — Oxygen shortage makes the muscles go stiff, tense, and tired faster, which naturally has a negative effect on athletic performance, you cant game without muscles, now go beat up your computer and consoles with your gamer strength,
How to Breathe
1. Breathe through the nose
2. Breathe with the diaphragm
3. Breathe relaxed
4. Breathe rhythmically
5. Breathe silently (or at all)
Nose → Exhale → Proud → Relax
Your ready to take on The World
Good job


















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77 Comments
The mimic 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37pm 
Instructions unclear, I cant live
Theodore Thunderfart 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42pm 
peet griffses
shadyX4 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:20pm 
Instructions unclear, caused 9/11
loxotic 24 Jun, 2021 @ 2:04pm 
help me i need to breathe out
MBoi 19 May, 2021 @ 6:23pm 
how i turn into peteer griafen tho
bubba 9 Mar, 2021 @ 4:12pm 
INTSRUCTIONS UNCAC:LLEARA: XDXDXDDDDD SUCKED EFMME.
(VERY) BAD HOMBRE 2 Jul, 2020 @ 5:39pm 
wow epic
Fianna 1 Jul, 2020 @ 9:07am 
instructions unclear unbreathed
Mohtrek 30 Jun, 2020 @ 9:52pm 
Thank you, I can now take on the world
makab3 29 Jun, 2020 @ 11:33am 
Instructions unclear, somehow ate my lungs