2 pairs of balls
1 kitchen fork
1/2 liter of milk
2 cable ties
g.100 breadcrumbs
1/2 meter of rope
1 glass of salt
3 eggs
1 broom
g. 100 flour
1 bandana
fry oil
salt and pepper

Have your partner sit on the sturdiest chair in the kitchen, take the cable ties and tie both ankles at the foot of the chair .... done? (likely he / she looks a little lost, you don't care and go on, but I recommend you don't tighten too much)
Now take the cutting board and with slow movements and without ever taking your eyes off your partner, start slicing the balls in slices no larger than 1/2 cm. At this point 9 out of 10 partners will start to fidget and try to free themselves from the cable ties, you go ahead of them and using the 1/2 meter of rope, gently tie your hands behind your back. Continue to slice but now with more decisive cuts and strive to take on a bad, perfidious, almost cruel expression ... at this point 9 partners out of 10 taken by fear will start screaming, you precede them and cover their mouth with the bandana ensuring that you breathe well nosed.
Now that your object of desire is unable to move and your balls are well sliced, arrange them in a layered pan, covering them from time to time with salt so as to expel any fluids that still exist and are certainly unwanted, let them rest for 30 minutes . Use this time to beat the three eggs with a pinch of salt, arrange breadcrumbs and flour in two comfortable bowls and transfer plenty of oil to a large pan that you will then heat up later. Now if my accounts are right to prepare you for breading and the subsequent frying did not take more than 5 minutes, what to do of the remaining 25 waiting for the balls to dry ..?
Here is the advice, in extreme erotic games that do not belong to the style of this blog, various types of objects are used to provide pleasure and excite your partner, here we will learn to replace these obscene wrapped objects, with others of more common use and especially home.
Take the broom and the fork and place yourself in front of your partner now terrified and almost in tears, mounted astride the broom simulating a wild ride and with the hand in which you hold the fork give yourself six light but firm strokes on the buttocks, in short, use the fork as if it were a riding crop! Get excited as much as you can, let your hair cover your face so you don't see the terror in your partner's eyes and go on for the whole 25 minutes. At this point, exhausted but happy, remove the balls from the salt, rinse them well, dry them, and then pass them first in the flour, then quickly in the milk and in the egg then bread them well in the breadcrumbs and fry in plenty of oil, free your partner and ...... enjoy your meal!!
P.S. remember, if it looks good, do it !!

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