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Toxic
Adjective used to describe usually very negative person, that b.i.t.c.h. about everything, spread unnecessary hate or just talk s.h.i.t. about others. You can meet these people in any online game community and they are the main coin of online gaming.

Yo mike is so toxic when he is loosing.
Why you gotta be so toxic Tyler ? please calm down.

Toxic is basically annoying your fellow players.

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Being toxic is a good stress release and sometimes it's just generally fun.

Imagine being in a 4-13 game. And you're in a clutch situation. Which you win. Being a d.i.c.k about it could feel good. So just pump an "ez" or "never had an easier clutch". It will not only feel good. But the enemies might get tilted and decrease their general concentration. You can also be toxic toward teammates. I started being toxic when one of my friends started playing like a total s.h.i.t.head. Keep in mind though that you might lose as they might lose the will to play with you.

When you are going to be toxic. You need to prepare a few things. Here's a small list.

When you annoy your teammates and start intentionally losing, they might want to kick you. Now when you get kicked, it will lower your trust factor and at one point you might even get a cooldown. Now if you don't care about your trust factor then this doesn't really matter. But just keep in mind that a friend along you isn't a bad idea ;D.

Accept that you might lose. Which at the start of all your toxic ventures might be bad. But you have to understand that you can't win by being an a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

After a while people will not put up with your toxic behaviour anymore. So you might get a few -rep comments, reports and maybe a toxic teammate. So don't cry when someone gets equally rude.

Before you get to being toxic, you need to know the levels of being toxic. We are you to use names for this.

• Friendly
  
• Neutral
  
• Intrusive
  
• Rude
  
• Annoying
  
• Full Toxic

Being friendly is nothing more then the name. You act nice, say stuff like Nice Shot (NS) and all that kind of good stuff. NOTE You don't always have to be friendly. At some point you might not feel like saying nice things anymore. It's okay to skip this step.

Being neutral is just basically saying nothing, you ignore whatever your opponent or teammate might say, you don't acknowledge anything, anyone says. You're just neutral.

Being intrusive means you start getting aggressive. With opponents you just start pushing more, play more ridiculous and every now and then put down a spray on an death screen. With teammates you start buying more expensive weapons. Just because your team is poor, doesn't mean you should suffer to. Start making them sweat for the outcome of the game.

When getting rude, you start to get obvious. With enemies you could teabag or say ez when you win a clutch. With your teammates you start to be even closer. Throw a flashbang when they peek or just rotate really slowly when they are getting rushed at the other bombsite ;).

Now you really need to get in there. Be a full on d.i.c.k. When you win a clutch, start insulting the enemies. (how you do this will be explained in the next content) You could also start by using guns they will not be able to counter. For instance start using a shotgun on B apps Mirage. With your teammates it might get difficult, if they start muting you then it might be useless to insult them. But blocking them might do it. Stealing their drops and throwing your own guns away could also be an idea. Or just purposely lose clutches.

Now get everything from Intrusive up until Annoying. And combine it. With enemies, really get up in their head. Be insulting, use different methods of getting in their heads. (how you do this will be explained in the next content) Start by pointing out every mistake they make, from spelling mistakes to missed smokes. With your teammates just start being afk at the start of the round or just bait them even more then they bait themselves. All together just be a f.u..c.k.i.n.g a.s.s.h.o.l.e.

Now this is where it's been leading up to. How to be toxic?
It's quite "ez" when you get the hang of it. "But if you are a useless piece of s.h.i.t that is in a wheelchair, then it might be hard."

That was a quick example of how to be toxic. You insult the person. But that's not the only way to be toxic. I use a method that I call lying to get the truth. Lying to get the truth basically means that whatever you're saying, isn't true, yet.
You basically start saying stuff to trigger your opponent. I do this a lot with my friend while playing wingman. When we start losing and even lose I might say: "Wow, this game was so ez. Thanks for the free elo. Maybe you should go back to playing casual." Even though we lost 1-9. And the reaction you get is priceless. Often times they start getting mad.

There are a lot of methods to be toxic.

For this one it's important to find a strong thing to say. Once you found it. Repeat it. Say it when you kill someone, say it when you die, say it when they say something. Just repeat it. If you can't think of anything just go for "♿".

For this you just use complex ways of insulting. Every mistake someone makes, every epic kill you got you point out. Get in the enemies head and break it from the inside by making them overthink everything they do.

Just go to google and look for: BeSt InSultS CSGo ReDDIt

If you really want to annoy your teammates, just play sound through your mic. You can do this by putting you phone, speaker or other device next to your microphone and play some weird stuff. I personally advice against this since it also emits your heavy breaths, fat fingers hitting the keyboard/mouse and foreign mother screaming at you. So if you want to get to the next level of playing unnecessary s.h.i.t. through your microphone I'd advice getting SLAM[slam.flankers.net], I'm not gonna go in detail, but it's basically a soundboard that plays imported sounds through the voice chat. NOTE this is method is limited as it only works on your teammates and they are able to mute you.

2 words. Broken English. Just speak really broken English.

Now this will only work if you're a baller. But make fun of your fellow CS:GO players being "poor". Now doing this is low and self degrading. Because you're making fun of people having a low steam profile level or a bad inventory. While you actually paid money for pixels. But when they point this out, just say that you make a lot of money.

Now if someone is making you want to be toxic. You can also just be really racist. I don't recommend this as it is a low move.

For this one you go on your teammate's or opponent's profile and just look at their comments, hours played in different games, inventory and information. Once you gather your information, you get creative. When someone has a lot of hours in City Skylines, you just say: "Go back to playing City Skylines noob." or when someone used to be "pro" and has his team history in his profile just say: "For a pro you're playing really bad, no wonder that you're not in a team." You can also make fun of someones name, profile picture or clan tag! Just be creative with this one!

Now if you want to be unoriginal just start talking about how all of their family members are homosexual.

Now I can go on and on about methods to be toxic. But you will at one point develop your own methods to being toxic. Find a method that fits with you, get used to it and adapt it to your liking.

Now that we have gone through all of the things you need to know about being toxic. Go in a game and be toxic. At the end of the day just remember that it's a game and being toxic in a game isn't going to improve your life. It's not like you'll go to sleep and wake up being cooler.

You can also apply this guide in other games where you can interact with teammates or opponents!

I mainly just made this guide to put on my profile because I'm an absolute legend and want to make little kids jealous of me. ;D

Also when you look at contributors you'll see some people that inspire me to be toxic, make me toxic, help me be toxic or just are awesome at being toxic!

Let me know what you thought about the guide or share your experience with toxic teammates, opponents or being toxic! And if you think you're not totally useless and disabled, rate this guide.

Thanks for wasting your time by reading my guide! Enjoy being toxic!