Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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How to Breathe
Cornelius Johannes Cornwallis tarafından
This guide will thoroughly show you how to breathe oxygen. If I left anything out, or you wish me to add vital information, please comment!
If you have questions feel free to ask, if you have criticism go nuts, but please stay formal.
Non-English languages have a simplified version of the guide so I don't have to make the guide the bible long.
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Quick Footnote
Do not trying inhaling underwater. You'll die. Exhaling underwater is good for your health.
Inhaling
Let us get into the basic of inhaling!
The first step on how to breath is obviously inhaling, but how do you do so? First of all you need to make sure that the air around you is filtered, pure, and not toxic. (If the air is toxic equip a gas mask)
Step 1. Where to inhale from? If you are trying to calm down from stress, you'll inhale from the nose first.
Step 2. If inhaling from the nose, imagine sniffing some delicious lasagna, but there is nothing there but oxygen. If from the mouth, it's like swallowing-ish but also kind of like sucking on air. It gets easier the more you practice.
Step 3. Congration! you have inhaled. But you are not done yet, you need to exhale now, which will we now get into.
Exhaling
Almost there!
Step 1. Where to exhale from? Most of the pros begin with the nose and exhale from the nose. But if starting out I'd recommend exhaling from the mouth, for it is the easiest way to do so.
Step 2. Exhaling. If exhaling from the mouth, imagine hacking up a fur-ball through your mouth, but it was actually an air-ball. If exhaling through the nose, it's a bit more complex. You need to loosen your'e nose and lungs and aggressively blow through your nostrils. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS IF THERE IS A BLOCKAGE INSIDE YOUR NOSTRILS! IT WILL BE PAINFUL!.
Wow, you did it! you have breathed! Now you need to do it forever or you'll die!

Good job dude!
सरलीकृत हिंदी संस्करण
यदि नाक से साँस लेते हैं, तो स्वादिष्ट लसग्ना को सूँघने की कल्पना करें, लेकिन ऑक्सीजन के अलावा कुछ भी नहीं है। अगर मुंह से, यह निगलने की तरह है-ईश लेकिन यह भी हवा पर चूसने की तरह है। यह आसान हो जाता है जितना अधिक आप अभ्यास करते हैं।
अब साँस छोड़ना
यदि मुंह से साँस छोड़ते हैं, तो अपने मुँह के माध्यम से एक फर-बॉल को हैक करने की कल्पना करें, लेकिन यह वास्तव में एक हवाई-गेंद थी। यदि नाक के माध्यम से साँस छोड़ते हैं, तो यह थोड़ा अधिक जटिल है। आपको अपने नाक और फेफड़ों को ढीला करने की जरूरत है और आक्रामक रूप से अपने नथुने से झटका। यदि कोई ब्लॉक आपके पास नहीं है, तो इस पर ध्यान न दें! यह दर्द हो जाएगा!
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235 Yorum
GameTurtle 16 May 2022 @ 14:03 
omg i finally know how to breathe after 10 years
CZmisaCZ 30 Eyl 2021 @ 14:40 
AMOGUS
mountain of smiling bodies 4 May 2021 @ 9:37 
Thank you, you saved my life!
TK 4 Kas 2020 @ 11:23 
i shall make you proud!
Cornelius Johannes Cornwallis  [yaratıcı] 4 Kas 2020 @ 11:19 
Good luck my fellow breather, I thought them how to walk, so you could teach them how to run.
TK 4 Kas 2020 @ 11:18 
then i will teach these young breathers to inhale oxyclean myself.
then the'll be expert oxyclean breathers
snows. 4 Kas 2020 @ 10:59 
pog!
Cornelius Johannes Cornwallis  [yaratıcı] 4 Kas 2020 @ 10:56 
dude this guide is for beginners breathing oxyclean is very advanced and difficult
TK 4 Kas 2020 @ 10:35 
tch. amature i breath oxyclean...get on MY level
Mochi 30 Eki 2020 @ 2:50 
I am not breathing oxygen, im breathing snot