Our Father which art in Valve,
Hallowed be thy skills.
Thy steam come.
Thy will be done in game,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily frags.
And forgive us our VACs,
as we forgive those
who hacks against us.
And lead us not into Silvers,
but deliver us from throwers:
For thine is the MGE,
and the eagle, and the global elite,
forever and ever.
Amen