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Different Types of Paunch Players
Por skroobaba
All the kinds of players you will meet when playing Paunch.
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Mr. Worldwide

I don't know how they managed to get an internet connection in the deep, rural forests of Indonesia, but they did and this guy is playing Paunch. Enjoy playing against an opponent who has invented a teleportation device and somehow seems to rubber band away from every rock you throw. At this point, the other player model is just a suggestion and you're better off throwing the rock at any random location to try and get a hit. Also you're probably going to end up being killed multiple times when they aren't even looking at you.
Naked and Afraid

♥♥♥♥ this guy. This is the player who REFUSES to go in for a melee kill and would rather run around the map like an idiot trying to find rocks. This guy won't even try to take a shot at you unless he is 20 feet away and has at least 5 other rocks near him. This player would much rather keep throwing the same final rock and have a draw than to try to melee you in sudden death. These players are not worthy of the rocks they throw.
The Caveman

This guy is like a neanderthal - but without the ability to use the tools around him. This player will continuously run at you the entire game trying to get a paunch kill. The sight of rocks scares and confuses them, so they would rather flail their arms around the whole time. This is most likely a new player or someone who finds throwing rocks too hard.
Rock Jesus

This is the player than men dream of when they go to sleep at night. Rock Jesus is a master of his craft, a skilled warrior in the art of Paunch. He has not gone to a sudden death in years because all of
his opponents rage quit from the brutal beating they are taking. Rock Jesus never misses a rock and will always be carrying two, even if he doesn't need them. When playing against Rock Jesus, you are better off just quitting. Rock Jesus stores the location of every single rock in his massive brain and will instantly find the next rock you are spawning in and quickly kill you. In this game we are mere mortals compared to Rock Jesus. He is a god amongst men and the most powerful human ever conceived.
14 comentarios
TheNovie 22 AGO a las 16:05 
James is naked and afraid !!!!
Kellen_The_Cool 25 JUL a las 21:23 
im rock jesus
Folfonel 7 DIC 2021 a las 4:52 
REAL
BO SCHMO 24 NOV 2021 a las 22:24 
REAL
'n' 21 JUL 2020 a las 13:28 
smart
jinnwisp 19 JUL 2020 a las 7:30 
accurate
Slammin Salmon 18 JUL 2020 a las 11:21 
This has been very informative, thank you for your wisdom:winter2019coolyul:.
toadburger 9 JUL 2020 a las 17:12 
nice
The Dirtiest Dirty Dan 14 JUN 2020 a las 15:16 
Theres also that one guy who just quits if he doesnt get to the white rock before dying
napalm 10 JUN 2020 a las 11:03 
this is my favorite guide