These are where the others go. I've put this first just to get it over with.

• Faithful: Launch the game 9 times
  
  
• Score Master: Kill yourself by branch with exactly 180 points (go up to 179 and go straight up to the branch if one is right above you on that side, or go to the opposite side if that is not the case)
  
  
• Double Tap: chop 10 logs in 2 seconds (get super lucky from mashing the button and get 10 or more without moving, or practice getting fast mashing while not dying before the 10 logs is hit in 2 seconds)
  
  
• Triple Tap: chop 100 logs in 15 seconds (same as above)
  
  
• Routine: score 200 3 times in a row (carefully go through until you've gotten 201 points, then die. repeat this 3 times in a row.)
  
  
• Slowbro: Chop 200 logs in over 46 seconds (slowly hit logs up until around 150-180, then once it's just about 46 seconds you can go any speed until you're at 200).

These will show how to get all of the steam exclusive characters. 4 out of 5 of these are required to get the Steamer achievement. I don't know what the other two Steam exclusive characters are as info on this Steam version's characters are hard to find for some reason. Please tell me the other two if you know below!

• Gaben: Score 2000 or chop 999999 (~108 hours)
  
  
• Timb-nerd: Play the game for 11 Hours and 11 Minutes (You don't have to actively be playing the game for this to unlock)
  
  
• Bruce Tree: Win 5 Round 5 in a row

These could be done by using your mouse, or by using an auto clicker, going to the screen just before starting, and set the auto clicker to where the retry button will be when you die (or just set where it will autoclick after dying).



The following was calculated using an auto clicker set 1ms of time gap between clicks.

• angel of axe: score 150 or chop 1117 (~6-7 minutes to achieve w/auto clicker)
  
  
• Routine: score 200 3 times in a row (refer to the skill/misc achievements section for more info to win this)
  
  
• little elf: score 250 or chop 3917 (~25 minutes 40 seconds to achieve w/auto clicker)
  
  
• Just Magic: score 500 or chop 30000 (~3 hours and 35 minutes hours to achieve w/auto clicker)
  
  
• Black Ninja: score 555 or chop 55555 (~5 hours 36minutes to achieve w/auto clicker)
  
  
• Lazy Ugly Bird: score 700 or chop 100000 (~10hrs 46minutes to achieve w/auto clicker)
  
  
• Mighty Mr Tree: score 1001 or chop 150000 (~15 hours 45 minutes to achieve w/auto clicker)

The stats for this stuff was put in another category as some might not care about the specifics. Please let me know if you thought of a better more accurate way of calculating the stats here.

before starting: 16100

after 30 minutes: ~20750

obtainable per minute: ~155

amount of total hit gained: ~5631

amount of points before each death: 3-23

time needed for all unlockable character achievements (not counting Steam ones): 33-36 hours 6-45 mins 40 seconds

21800 21955 = 155 (1 minute)
155x10 = 1500 (10 minutes)
155X15= 2325 (15 minutes)
155X20 = 3100 (20 minutes)
155X30 = 4650 (30 minutes)
155x60 = 9300 (1 hour)
155x300 = 45000 (5 hour)
155x600 = 93000 (10 hour)
155x1800 = 279000 (30 hours)

You could find others online, or since no one really plays the Steam version you could get 2 or 4 accounts with this game, and do these with all up at the same time. For the Dark Horse achievement have one of these other accounts be "stronger" than your main one and beat that player while that player is idle. 22 points will kill other player.

• Multitree - Fight 10 times in multiplayer mode
  
  
• Like a Boss - Defeat 5 different people in multiplayer
  
  
• Speedy Treeles - Win three rounds in a row by being much faster than opponent
  
  
• Dark House - Beat 10 much stronger opponents in multiplayer (Find someone else much stronger than you at the game, and have them let you win for the achievement)
  
  
• Chainsaw - Win 33 4 players matches
  
  
• Kicker - Defeat 25 people by being much faster in 4 players mode (Be super quick, or at least quicker enough to get this)
  
  
• War in Heaven - Fight in multiplayer with devils and angels only (play as a devil or angel, and have the other player(s) be only devils or angels, try talking them into doing it for your and there achievements.)