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How to play DOOM
By SgtJB
This is a guide on how to play DOOM 2016 and DOOM Eternal.

Make sure to share with your friends and stuff i guess also favorite or rate it or whatever i really dont care
   
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Category: Achievements, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Maps or Levels, Secrets, Walkthroughs, Weapons
Languages: English
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12 Dec, 2019 @ 12:24pm
16 Apr, 2020 @ 4:31pm
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Guide Index
Overview
Steps 
Soundtrack choices 
Comments
Steps
Steps on how to play doom

  • snort a few lines of coke

  • chug 5 bottles of mtn dew

  • load into doom

  • wait for the long waiting screen

  • play the entire doom soundtrack of all the games over the main game

  • let the metal slam and kill your ears

  • shoot the living hell out of anything you see

  • be too pissed off to die

  • enjoy hell

  • repeat

Soundtrack choices
Like i said in the steps, you have to play a soundtrack over the main soundtrack itself. It's extremely important to this or else you won't be able to kill any demons and you will be proven to be flat out stupid.


These are pretty much the most essential things you'll need to play Doom excluding cocaine.
61 Comments
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KoilSin 17 Feb @ 4:31pm 
then after that can i start the game ?
exojjl2 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:26am 
I like to mix a cocktail of about 20 or 30 drugs cocaine including all sorts of uppers and downers (to level me out) and psychedelics to. Goddamn Hunter S. Thompson style it is.
Pawnzo3 27 Dec, 2022 @ 8:16am 
also be too stubborn to die
ZShroom 12 Feb, 2022 @ 5:56am 
thank you so much, i was having a hard time figuring it out myself :)
Rogue North Korean 7 Jun, 2021 @ 4:33pm 
Also take crack but NO WEED you do NOT want to be mellow.
Swedra 25 Oct, 2020 @ 9:35am 
XD
nMate 7 Oct, 2020 @ 8:26pm 
funny
Mom 22 May, 2020 @ 11:59am 
unfunny
Papenbard 11 Apr, 2020 @ 8:47pm 
This guide helped me beat DOOM. Thank you.
Fresh 9 Apr, 2020 @ 6:52am 
i can def confirm this game is wayy better on drugs in a way that isnt the same with doom eternal. maybe cause eternal is too hard if you're not sober or whatever.