Terrible pun, right? One tick machines are useful for making some lag and splitting your eardrums in the process. The way this works is you have a channel that contradicts itself. Put literally anything on it that responds in the editor and it'll go crazy.

Now, How it works is in a tick.

What's happening here is that the lead may look static, but this was taken on the frame it was off. It flashes on and off.

Yes, this is deactivatable.

While not all sources work, (especially with switches) it can be turned off sometimes.

This is what happens before the tick starts. You see the relay and hardlight connected to the pressure switch?



Oh wow. How wierd.

This is my first guide based off of my discoveries. Hopefully this helps someone else with their quest to make some ears split and even some trolls.
Let's just hope nothing too terrible happens.