The basics of the ways of kat are very questionable and this is why the guide your reading exists. So i should probs talk about the basics of kat. SOO... to first be able to kat is to knock something over, or destroy random ♥♥♥♥. So the art of running from room to room and making as much noise as possible is not to difficult with training. The first step to training in the arts of Kat is to first knock something off a table as loudly as possible. To do that you lift your hand/paw (Whatever you grab somthin with) and wave it side to side while making as much noise as possible. To make this easier try using a stick, because they help with anything... right.


If you still can't figure out how to lift your damn arm then here is a DETAILED Video Showing how the job is done

Soo since you have learned the ways of Kat, you will learn powers along the way, here are some of the many powers of achieving the way of Kat.


1. Levitation
2. Screaming like a Recorder with all the holes covered
3. The ability to slap something with the strength of Mike wazowski to the power of Kimpossible.
4. Having the potential of going to hogwarts
5. Can jump off a 20.000 story building and walk away.




Here is one of our most Talented Kat wizards

So even as the master of all katness and any other aspect of kat powers have their limits, here are some of the more... Interesting ways to die

1. Sticking your hand into a waffle iron
2. taking a bubble bath with your favorite rubber duckie and a toaster pluged into an outlet.
3. Carving a jack o lantern with a can opener and cuting yourself
4. Jumping into a mosh pit of racoons
5. Fuc'king a dog for a klondike bar
6.Spending your grandmothers inheiritents on drugs






If you once again don't understand anything then watch this





[WARNING] !!!Don't watch if prone to Siezures!!!

Well Thanks for surviving the guide of Kat power and i hope you have a decent day and also keep in mind THIS GUIDE IS A JOKE... or is it.