The Gibus is a powerful item which most people frown upon. To which I say "THATS COMPLETE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." because as it would have it, your Gibus has a gift. Although let us talk about how it is obtained. You achieve this item by dominating an individual wearing the Gibus (which is 80% of players in tf2, so it should be no problem at all). This is similar to the pyro vision goggles, but thats later in this ♥♥♥♥ grammar story after this are done. When you finally end up dominating someone on accident, who is wearing said hat, you will feel a deep hole in your soul being filled.

What's that? You think hats are stupid, and don't do anything? WELL MY FINE READER YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, but you see the Gibus is different, it will actually affect you and your team in-game dramtically. The Gibus will mark you as "The Best Player In The Server!" and will tell your team "Hey, I know what im doing...wait how do I change class again?" to which they will give you a cold beverage and tell you that you tried. However if you are able to master the Gibuses special hidden power, it can make your whole team actually happy to have you with them, and the other team to rage and call you a hacker with aim-bot. The Gibus can also twist the hearts of mortal men (or women) and make them believe that you are a poor and weak little player and can't even afford to pay for a crate (but don't worry, just like the Gibus I am almost certain you'll find 3 of them in the same time it takes you to get a Gibus), and this can be used to bind their will to your power by using sympathy. Just. Pure. Sympathy. Or on the other hand they will just say "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FREE-TO-PLAY YOU SUCK!" and that will leave you to go crying to mama, and tell her that your feelings were hurt by the bad people in your video game.

Because it su...I mean it's an incredibly overpowered hat that can destroy earth and harness the powers of god himself.

Now that you got the hat, it's time to make this hat even more overpowered than it already is. In about the same time it will take you to get this hat you will also get 2 items: 1 known as The Pyrovision Goggles, and the 2nd known as The Mercenary Badge. If you equip these 3 items on all together at the same time you will have the powers equivilant to that of Superman, Batman, Jesus, Chuck Norris, and Morgan Freeman combined. What's that? Still not enough power for you? Well don't worry you horrible player, I mean mistake, I mean great video game player there is a solution to that too. For the Pyro, when you finally realize you can equip the weapons you have found, equip the backburner and just walk at people, sit back, and watch your kill feed go crazy. You can also become a Sniper and use the Machina. What's that again? You're bad at sniper and can't play him? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, ANYONE CAN PLAY SNIPER WITH THE MACHINA, all you have to do is wait in the same spot for 15 minutes and not give 2 flying ♥♥♥♥♥ about anything else and shoot a guy in the body. The head, whats that, kidneys are where it's at.

Obviously this was just a joke guide which I made just to make some fun of the concept of the Ghostly Gibus, but in a serious manner for a second, if you really want to piss someone off(and your pro)wear the gibus pyrovision look, it just makes them so mad to see other people get mad because they think they are getting dominated by a free-2-play. Also don't frown upon this hat, it's the first hat you will probably get in tf2 and it should stick with you through your adventure. Plus the only reason you will probably hate it is because it's overused. So I hope you wasted a good 5 or 6 minutes of your life reading this "guide" and I hope you have a nice day.