One might ask, why would someone pursue every single achievement for a $.99 game barely anyone has heard of? Profile Customization. The game achievements give every letter and number as an achievement with different colours so you can write out a word in an achievement showcase and spice up your profile with matching words/colours. This gives a very coherent and very pleasing look to anyone visiting your profile.

Literally just open the game and play around. As soon as you start the game you will begin receiving all 500 or so achievements, rendering this guide 100% useless. In around 10 minutes you should have all of the achievements.