Dota 2
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PSA: You're not alone
By BossGalaga
Tired of being matched with random players in solo queue when you're better than everyone else? Then this guide is for you!
   
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Turn that frown upside-down
First step...breathe. You're not alone. We're here for you. Remember, having a positive attitude and telling everyone else what they did wrong is half the battle.

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It's not you...it's everyone else
Does matchmaking always match you with 4 random players who are absolutely terrible at Dota while by comparison you're a Dendi/Topson/Ceb/Miracle/etc. MLG360NOSCOPE pro? It's hard, right? I mean...you can't be expected to carry everyone all by yourself.

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Well fear no more, finally there is a simple solution. With the latest (Sep. 2019) matchmaking update solo and party MMR are no more.

You heard that right. That means there is absolutely no distinction between solo and party queueing now and it only benefits you to play in a party.
But wait...
Don't have any friends, forever alone, you're a nice guy but you never get a second date...or a first? Then as you play Dota 2, send friend requests to players you enjoy playing with...or crazy thought, send a friend request to the players that just whomped your butt.

If some guy on the other team just roflstomped you, then how great would it be to have that player on your team in your next game? (even though they're obviously a smurf/booster/cheater)

And when you play with friends of friends, send them friend requests too. Eventually, you'll have a pretty beefy list of people that you can play with and you won't have to constantly complain about how everyone sucks but you. Unless, maybe you're not as good as you think you are but...nah, that would be crazy.

8 Comments
commend for commend, thanks! 19 Oct, 2019 @ 8:27am 
im the best and u are all shit
C4rl 17 Oct, 2019 @ 2:36pm 
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MF Saint 14 Oct, 2019 @ 4:57pm 
I have been playing DotA2 for 6 years now, and made countless smurf accounts because of low priority. I just now won my first match after 6 months of constant losses.
Trith Truemender 13 Oct, 2019 @ 2:28pm 
I'm divine, i just.... purposely... play in herald.

Its everyone else, not me/
Apollo 12 Oct, 2019 @ 12:02am 
everyone sucks but me
NadeKing 11 Oct, 2019 @ 3:30am 
everyone sucks but me
BossGalaga  [author] 7 Oct, 2019 @ 1:52pm 
@EveTater Well then...next stop TI10 open qualifiers, toot, toot! :sunglassesDoge:
EveTater 7 Oct, 2019 @ 1:47pm 
but what if you dont ever get stomped