Let's start out with how they look.
Baby-Shpees are of course newborn, which means that they're not wearing any hat's or misc's, but some of them may be wearing a Ghastly Gibus.
The Rare Endangered Baby Shpee
The Even Rarerer Endangered Ghastly Gibus Baby Shpee

A baby shpees first inventory use, is preferably the disguise-kit. Tell them how to use the other inventory items.

When a baby shpee get's his first kill, he can get wings and then start to fly.


Baby Shpee is the first stage of a spy's life, as they have just left the nest. And their mom is not there to protect them.

These weak individuals have to be taken good care of, due to them being very confused over where they are. They are very insecure, so go easy with them.

So If you are an heavy, make sure to protect the very young one's at all cost.
Baby Shpees are going to their first map at just elleven days old. So they have just left the nest.

Baby Shpee's do easily get startled, so keep calm, and be patient with them.

About 700 Shpee's are born every minute, but only 2 of them will ever survive leaving the nest.

20/7 September - 20/8 August Mating season. Keep away from maps like cp_dustbowl, koth_nucleus, and pl_goldrush. Mating can have unwished mental effects.

To get to spyhood, a shpee must first go through the following stages of life:
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Baby Shpee
Toddler-Sphee (1 kill)
Teen-Shpee (100 Kills + 15 buildings sapped)
Shpeehood (1000 kills + 100 buildings destroyed)
ShpeeNess (8750 kills + 1500 buildings destroyed.)
Spyhood (15.000 kills + 5.000 buildings destroyed.)

A spy in the middle of Spyhood will always look like this.
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Wearing the following 2 things:
The Familiar Fez
The Merc's Muffler

To really reach Spyhood, a shpee should have: A wife, a good job, and they probably also got a nest of their own.

The Papa Shpee is the last stage of a shpee's life.
In this stage, you must at least have earned: 100.000 kills + 25000 buildings destroyed.

To be a Papa Shpee you must have a nest of your own, a good paying job, and a wife. Now what i just wrote is identical to the Spyhood stage, but when you're a Papa Shpee you also got some kids.
Also known as...
Baby Shpees.

The Papa Shpee looks like this.
Wearing this (almost identical with the real) hat, with a mustace.



I couldn't find the mustace or the real hat, so this was the closest i got.

You could possibly question why the head is so big.
That is an unanswereable question.
Nature has made it that way. Like it made the Shpee's
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To end this guide, I would like to give you people a chance to donate to the rare and endangered Shpee
I highly recommend joining the Shpee's are We Steam Group.
And for you to take responsibellity of the shpees by donating 5$ to your local shpee foundation.
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/TSaWF <----------- The Shpees are We Foundation

Thank you for reading.
And for taking care.

All this was of course inspired by the talented and creative Jerma985 and his amazing shpee's.

Check out his channel ---------------------> http://www.youtube.com/user/Jerma985

You are welcome to send a comment on what i could improve :)

I'm proably gonna make a guide about the Elusive Pyroshark in some time.

FYI I'll make a new guide if i hit 2,000 views.